Not EVEN a decision! It's an instinct you stupid homophobic rednecks!!!
2007-04-26 10:24:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Let me take your question at face value okey dokey ?
I decided to enlist in Satans Storm Troopers after seeing a recruiter down at the local mall. No really, he promised college tuition money and everything. I was hooked from the first "Hey Sailor !" and the rest as they say is history.
Now I'm a happy card carrying homosexual. Camp meetings are the best ! We work on knot tying, have weenie roasts and plot evil conspiricy to bring about the destruction of western civilization. Golly what fun !
Well, I see by your question you allready know all this, but I thought I'd just plug the many bennifits for any that might be interested. See you at the next aggenda meeting !
Cheers !
2007-04-26 10:44:37 · answer #1 · answered by Telemachus R 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well the myriad of benefits were what really pushed me over to the gay side. Employers give you all sorts of extra benefits straight people don't get. We also get a special credit card that is interest free from the Gay National Bank. Of course none of us could forget the thousands of extra rights we have under the federal government. Some people say that we have "special rights" I say "that's right you unspecial plebeian."
Being Gay also means you get to hang with celebrities and international royalty. They even come to your house just be seen with you. Paparazi in tow. It's really quite the spectacle!
Ta ta dahling, my private jet is fueled up and I have to buckle up for take off.
2007-04-26 11:19:42 · answer #2 · answered by Jessi S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude it's not even an instinct, it's a characteristic. Like hair colour.
You are perpetrating the myth though with your question. Also you should not judge others. We have to be better than them, we must be kind and good, so that they can see that we're not terrible people.
To namecall is a last resort, it's usually baseless. You should refrain, it only makes us look bad.
2007-04-26 11:23:26 · answer #3 · answered by Luis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, it's not like y'all don't have another - perhaps BETTER - option!
But like the old saying goes, "you can lead a horse to water, but you CAN'T make them drink it". Heterosexual men seem to be a dying breed these days, so I guess ALL men were suddenly "born with" this "instinct"!
An old-fashioned straight girl doesn't stand a CHANCE these days, does she? Perhaps we should all just give it up, and resign ourselves to a life of spinsterhood, then die alone. After all, now that all the men on earth are realizing their true instinct, and finally becoming their true selves - it seems to be OUR only option; unless, of course, we wanna start looking for a girlfriend. YUK. Think I'll just stay celibate, while all you boys have all the fun. Really SUX, huh?????
2007-04-26 11:28:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Im sorry... are you calling the gay people stupid homophobic rednecks?
2007-04-26 10:36:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Never made a decision
Don't forget to report my Clone.
2007-04-26 10:53:00 · answer #6 · answered by IndyT- For Da Ben Dan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Being gay is NOT a choice. They are born the way they are just as everyone else is born the way they are.
Why hate them for being who they are?
2007-04-26 10:31:22 · answer #7 · answered by Starla_C 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
It is not a decision at all.
2007-04-26 10:48:57 · answer #8 · answered by Busta 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey it is not an instinct its a decision you dicide wether ur gay/not fo so **** you
2007-04-26 10:29:02 · answer #9 · answered by BOBO 3 · 1⤊ 9⤋
duh, why did you ask this question??? Aren't you reverse bashing???? Hmmmmmm ... a heterophobic at work here???
2007-04-26 11:00:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋