how do i know if I'm at a redneck BBQ?

Question

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Answer 1

You see a brother kissing his sister.......

Answer 2

You might be at a Redneck Bar-B-Que if........

They consider a case of beer and a bug-zapper high quality entertainment.
Everyone is wearing homemade fur coats.
some one is cooking Roadkill stew and Mystery Meat Surprise
There are two refrigerators, one outside for the food and one inside for the beer.
Bubba uses his one tooth to open up beer bottles.
Ma has a whole set of salad bowls that say cool whip on the side.
Everyone is related, I mean everyone.
Billy Jo and Bobby Sue are using the plastic deer as target practice.
There's a toilet bowl planter in the front yard
*Sounds alot like my family (lol)

Answer 3

Loud Southern rock and country music
beer, beer and more beer
GREAT food - fried chicken, ham, potato salad., deviled eggs, pound cakes and more - in addition to the whole hog being roasted in the ground, and a few deer haunches thrown on the grill.
Did I say beer?
The music comes from the systems in the big ol' four wheel drives we like to drive.
There are plenty of gnats and mosquitoes, but we don't mind.
There is a fight, but afterward the fighters are friends again.
Paper plates and plastic Solo cups
Somebody is drunk enough to think they can sing, and somebody gets drunk enough to think they can fight, and somebody gets drunk enough to cry.
Someone ditches their truck while on a beer run and all the guys go with the biggest truck to pull them out.
YOU HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE WITH GOOD PEOPLE

Answer 4

cause even if you dont know anybody everybodys glad to see you.have a cold beer and enjoy the loud country music.the ribs will be done soon theres potato salad macaroni salad baked beans corn on the cob chips and dip and also grilled hot dogs,bratwurst,hamburgers and bbq chicken.later we will have some ice cold watermelon and fire up the ice cream maker andhave fresh homemade strawberry ice cream.yall come back now you here!yum!yum!

Answer 5

there's spam on the grill
there are still christmas lights up
the dessert is Moon Pies
the fridge is outside the house
at least half of the guests are named "bubba" or "junior"
there are flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in the yard
the women weigh more than a refrigerator and you find it attractive
the highlight is the tobacco-spittin' contest..among the women
there are more pickups than cars parked outside


so have a great time!

Answer 6

Hmm.. you'll get some delish food. And the meat will be cooked in a smoker made from a 50 gal. drum.

Answer 7

There is a strange fruit swinging from the trees...

Blood at the Roots and blood on the leaves.

Answer 8

everyone came in a pickup truck
everyones drinkin pabst blueribbon beer
almost everyones name is bubba, or is a compund name like billy-bob and betty-lou
most of the guys have a pack of chew in their back bluejean pocket
everyone spits. i mean everyone.
theres rifles. fishin rods, or ax handles in the back windows of most of the trucks
country station on the radio is a bit too loud.
most of the truck tires are too big for the trucks.
someone has an alumunim boat, canoe, airboat, pontoon boat, or off road three or 4 wheeler attached to their truck.
someones pouring beer on the coals of the bbq.
there is not a gas bbq


nuff????

Answer 9

If you see things such as the things in the following link, you definitely know you're at a redneck BBQ.

Answer 10

Because there would be no food, a heck of a lot of beer with nothing but country music playing.

Answer 11

If you're asked to stop and pick something up on your way there and you start looking for roadkill.