He was vaporized by a direct-hit on his command cave in Tora Bora four years ago. It's a big government secret though. Pretending he is still alive helps gain popular support and funding for Bush's "war on terror".
2007-04-26 10:07:51
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answered by V-Starion 5
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Safe, sound and well-protected - thanks to your criminals in the Whitehouse who gave your tax money to Pakistani dictator Musharraf (the partner in crime) who takes very well care of Bin Laden - the family friend of Bush.
2007-04-26 17:06:57
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answered by San jap 2
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He is hiding in abig dug out room under the church
and they can,t go in start ripping church up to fine him.
This great place to be god protect his church and bless
Bin Laden each sunday.
2007-04-27 00:05:46
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answered by jackie 6
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Crawford, Texas or Wyoming
2007-04-27 10:50:43
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answered by lostinchicago 3
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I think he's in my sewer. I'll be back i'm gonna go take dump on his towel covered head.
2007-04-26 17:37:54
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answered by I am Shradel 2
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I wish we stop looking and bring our troops home to defend the US over there they are just chasing false leads
2007-04-26 17:52:29
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answered by ? 3
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Please. He's hidden so deep in some stupid rabbit hole that even a nuke would miss him! You'll never see that azzhole again - unless you see his corpse after he dies. Shoot, for all we know, he could already be dead.
2007-04-26 16:55:29
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answered by The Nana of Nana's 7
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He is long long gone by now
2007-04-26 16:58:47
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answered by Anonymous
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