the jail house one - get a rubber glove and towel and wrap around the penis.
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2007-04-26 10:02:26
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answered by Trenese 5
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Ask your mom to help you with this. It could be a fun project for you and your mom to become closer. Maybe dad would like to assist with making a fake vagina with you and your mom. You could use the hair from his butt.
2007-04-30 08:20:03
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answered by Hugh J 1
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Easy McGuyver....Go to the adult bookstore and buy one. If you are too young you probably don't know who McGuyver is.
Get your dad to buy you one.
You will feel better and you can make it talk like a puppet so it can be a friend and a lover.
2007-04-26 09:53:45
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answered by db14 5
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Buy a pound of calve's liver and warm it up a little. Just relax and have fun and don't try toys like that.
2007-04-27 06:55:50
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answered by Anonymous
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go to the super market and get some liver and a quaet of milk, emplty out the milk and put the liver in the milk carton and cut a slit and go to work, then think how crazy you look.
2007-04-26 10:09:01
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answered by jimmyluger 3
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A plastic bad filled loosely with jello...Im told by some that if you wrp that around your erection it almost feels like the real thing
2007-04-26 09:39:16
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answered by evon stark 5
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You can go on-line and buy a kit to make one .Or go too a dreamers"sex Store" enjoy !
2007-04-26 17:40:02
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answered by carmel delight 1
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you can buy one which is no big deal, but if you get one of those squichy balls with the tentacles, cut a hole in the top and bottom and make it inside out it works. good luck jacker
2007-04-26 09:37:39
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answered by Anonymous
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www.tabutoys.com makes some interesting ones
2007-04-26 11:02:25
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answered by Anonymous
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honey find a girlfriend instead, fake stuff doesn't compare.
2007-04-26 11:20:37
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answered by Mee-OW =^..^= 7
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How about a banana peel?
2007-04-26 10:14:34
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answered by Chazzer 3
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