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She's in heat and shes been with all the stray cats in town. I told her to shape up or ship out.

2007-04-26 09:17:48 · 15 answers · asked by flabby_jackson 2 in Pets Other - Pets

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I think shipping out is part of the problem ... I mean, she's been shipping herself all over the place to hook up with all those strays!

Confine her to the kitty brig until her heat passes. Then, if she doesn't get pregnant, make an appointment for her with the ship's surgeon (the vet) for spaying. Good luck!

2007-04-26 09:25:19 · answer #1 · answered by Navigator 7 · 2 0

Why is it that poor Venus is labeled the town tramp and the other cats are just "strays"? I think you have a community problem on your hands. Remember, it takes a village.

2007-04-26 09:28:35 · answer #2 · answered by ~ 6 · 2 0

Well, getting her fixed would keep her from being such a horny tramp and it keeps her then from creating more horny tramps and studs in the future. So get her fixed and hopefully she will get her reputation back in the cat community and maybe your reputation as an irresponsible pet owner would go up too.

2007-04-26 10:34:54 · answer #3 · answered by Paul and Kelle A 4 · 2 0

Well, your cat doesn't really have the option of choosing to go to the vet on her own to deal with this issue. She's just doing what God made her to do. It's your responsibility to get her spayed and to not let her out to cat around the town.

2007-04-26 09:22:01 · answer #4 · answered by Venice Girl 6 · 5 1

Well sit Miss Venus down and tell her she is due for a trip to the vet to snip and cut her desires...once that is done..and the vet visit accomplished perhaps she will straighten up and be the good girl you want.

2007-04-26 09:48:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

You have received some very funny replies. All kidding aside, you really should keep her in the house and get her spayed. She could aquire a disease.

2007-04-26 14:37:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I agree with Venice Girl. It is your job as a responsible pet owner to get Venus spayed and keep her indoors.

2007-04-26 09:24:21 · answer #7 · answered by aussierescue 2 · 2 1

She needs to focus on her career more and stop trying to be a teenager again

2007-04-26 09:21:29 · answer #8 · answered by tBAgmonster 3 · 0 0

There's no going back! You know what they say, once a gypsy tramp, always a gypsy tramp!

2007-04-26 09:26:13 · answer #9 · answered by abfabmom1 7 · 0 1

Sorry, but you are just going to have to accept her for who she is. It is too late in life for her to change her wicked ways.




LOL

2007-04-26 09:21:19 · answer #10 · answered by missy 3 · 0 0

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