Should this be how our country is run?

Question

LOL.........I got this in an email and thought I would share:

Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York " in Arabic.

You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developin g nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That wa y, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

DISCLAIMER: I don't know that Robin Williams actually said this, but I still find the humor in it. Sorry if it offends.

Answer 1

Thanks for making me laugh, Mr. Darth Potatoe Head*

* 'e' added for special funny effect

Answer 2

When we withdraw our troops they'll think they can conquer the world again and start up another war. Can't starve the poor, it is not the American way.

I liked the UN part. I like the English language part. $10 barrel okay, but find our alternative source quickly. Foreign student policy is good.

Apologize to those so-called good ole boys - I DON'T THINK SO. NOT TODAY - not ever. I like speaking English and being free, those good ole boys would not let me do that.

Answer 3

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled off was convincing people that he does not exist. There is an agenda but we cannot see the forest through the trees.....There is ALWAYS an Agenda!+ It is usually masked in America as what the "people" want. Yet when it is so obvious that what the people want is not getting done than it is masked as "gridlock", "obstructionism", or Phillerbuster. Therefore the real agenda moves forward until a new focus can return it to the mask of what the "people" want.

Answer 4

Robin Williams diatribe is just "sick" actually. I;m
sure glad he's not running this country. We'd all
be better off if we sent him elsewhere with a one-
way ticket. His friend Rosie (huge liberal) is also
just as bad. In front of a group including children,
she grabbed her crotch and said "eat me". These
are two very sick and mentally ill people.

Answer 5

wasn't robin but it is a great plan. i say only three points of entry into the united states via airplane, new york,miami, and las angleles. and for the most part, i agree with the plan. how do we promote it?

Answer 6

yes, very becomming for todays and future usage, keep up th
e good work mr. bush. america needs you for 8 more years.

Answer 7

Well, if he said all of that... than HE should be our pick for the next GOP Presidential candidate. Every bit of it is the truth!

Thanks for sharing that.... You are a good America.

Answer 8

Are you people totally dense? Robin Williams didn't say this. Good god. Click on this LINK: http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

Answer 9

LOL, I love Robin Williams & I agree 100% with you!

Answer 10

It sounds like some kind of his logic. I love it. it shows just how much we help other Nations. While having so many of our probelms here.

Answer 11

I loved all of it. I am still laughing. We should adopt all of those suggestions as our new foreign policy plan.