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2007-04-26 07:33:25 · 18 answers · asked by larylz supreme facsit dictator 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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I can't speak for your ex-wife,but I know that if I was to get something for my ex-wife,it would be a needle and some very heavy thread to sew up that gaping hole she achieved by all the screwing around. Then as a bonus gift I'd send her a picture of my new house and bride!

2007-04-26 08:55:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Jack In The Box
change the puppet with a machete

2007-04-26 07:38:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

a cross that says happy mothers day...maybe she will hang it by your picture that she has in the basement to scare away the rats

2007-04-26 07:38:38 · answer #3 · answered by future nba mom 23 3 · 0 0

A tombstone

2007-04-26 07:41:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A Saddam Hussein blow up doll.

2007-04-26 08:03:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A really hot outfit

2007-04-26 07:37:08 · answer #6 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 1 0

A grenade, make sure you pull the pin before you give it to her!

2007-04-26 07:38:05 · answer #7 · answered by Jesabel 6 · 0 0

Do you need to buy her anything? Don't even acknowledge it is Mother's Day when it comes to her. She'll be irritated and if that's what you are aiming to do, then you've won.

2007-04-26 07:37:05 · answer #8 · answered by ~*~Malarie~*~ 4 · 0 2

Cyanide.

2007-04-26 07:35:29 · answer #9 · answered by Little Miss Pineapple 6 · 3 2

Dirt Devil >Vacuum cleaner

2007-04-26 07:42:13 · answer #10 · answered by Teal 7 · 0 0

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