2007-04-26 03:17:33 · 9 answers · asked by Rico 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hillary Clinton
2007-04-26 03:19:32 · answer #1 · answered by Chief BaggageSmasher 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on
board, but only 4 parachutes -
The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA
basketball
player. The Lakers need me, and I can't afford to die"
So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of a former
US. President, a NY State Senator and a potential future
president. And I am the smartest woman in American history, so
America's people don't want me to die."
She took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
The 3rd passenger, Ted Kennedy said, "I am a US Senator, the
democratic party needs me and my liver still has some good years
left." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped
The 4th passenger, Billy Graham, said to the 5th passenger,
a 10
year old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many
years left,
and as a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the
last parachute."
The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for
you.
America's smartest woman just jumped out with my school
backpack."
2007-04-26 03:23:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
made it my self hope ya ain't a sanjaya fan...
do u no about the bloody mary thing where u go in the bafroom and spin around 3 times saying bloody mary? well if u go in spin 3 times and say sanjaya the scariest thing will happen...
u'll have his hair!
2007-04-26 03:21:27 · answer #3 · answered by savvy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jeff Dunham and Peanut.
2007-04-26 03:20:28 · answer #4 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG on youtube Corey Feldman embarrasses himself--he tried singing and it was awful. Also on youtube Jim Carey making fun of Vanilla Ice--that was even better. Thanks for reminding me!!
2007-04-26 03:35:08 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Sodas♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I MADE THIS ONE UP!!!!
T-rex huh!!!?
Do you think if they would have potty trained a t-rex and gave him a roll or two with his short arms can he/she make contact to wipe their a**?
lol!
fat joke !!!!
aww poo i've been up and down baby huees,soooooo sensitive people they are!!!!
2007-04-26 03:21:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the joke yesterday about the young mexican being a white boy
2007-04-26 03:20:25 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my student wasnt listening and he decided to climb a fense and I kept asking him not to well he feel flat on his face he is ok
2007-04-26 03:21:32 · answer #8 · answered by Chloe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was watching some comic on comedy central. he was really good. didnt catch his name.
2007-04-26 03:20:16 · answer #9 · answered by IDNTGIVASHT 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋