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Never wear socks with those sandals!

2007-04-25 21:15:10 · answer #1 · answered by shez 3 · 3 0

Jesus does not need fashion advice because he can forsee anything And there is already a line of Jesus wear here in Korea It comes in Goth Jesus wear hip hop style Jesus wear and regular add your own style Jesus wear He already has set a trend for eternal life all you have to do is believe He offers a great give away eternal love and peace all you have to do is believe When asking this Question simply ask what would Jesus do Think about it every Sunday people put on there best clothes and designer wear and go to church Think about Jesus did not wear designer wear He wore a simple robe and sandals He was not impressed with fancy clothing just simple comfort wear He didn t wear fancy hats but he did wear a crown of thorns that represented our pain and sins He didn t wear designer glasses because he could clearly see his fathers mission He didn t wear a designers cross he carried one to represent the sins of the world

2007-04-25 21:27:34 · answer #2 · answered by chameleon 5 · 0 1

i think of that the questioner meant if Jesus have been alive interior the FLESH right now (a minimum of that's my interpretation of the question). My answer....greater suitable than in all probability, someone claiming to be Jesus may be picked up via the police, finally to be considered via a psychiatrist. If He talked of issues that we did not comprehend or comprehend (like some unknown kingdom the place his Father lives, or asserting that He grew to become into God), He might maximum in all probability get carry of a great dose of Thorazine (or something comparable) and delivered to a psychiatric ward, the place, lacking an influential relative or 2, he might maximum in all probability stay for an quite long term, regrettably.

2016-10-30 08:09:47 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Ditch the beard and the sandals, dress casually....
Only thing is i can't imagine Jesus strolling down the high street with a pair of Nike's on.. Can You?

2007-04-25 21:17:48 · answer #4 · answered by x SexySian x 4 · 0 0

I would say he should go with the very simple and casual clothing. Like jeans and a t-shirt. And if Jesus really had a beard, I would probably tell him to shave it off. He would stand out too much. It's like being an extremely extraordinary person, but being one of us.

2007-04-25 21:13:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I would have to say - Hey Jesus, you may have been a trendsetter back in the day but it really is time to lose the sandals!!

2007-04-25 21:20:31 · answer #6 · answered by libbyft 5 · 0 0

A nose job and a reversal of his circumcision. People might think he's Jewish.

And get a Red Sox cap.

2007-04-25 22:47:33 · answer #7 · answered by bubbacornflakes 5 · 0 0

Shave the beard off, get a haircut and stop wearing those sandals!

2007-04-25 21:20:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would tell him to: (Assuming that he looks like what he does in all the christian photographs/paintings of him)

~Cut and feather his hair
~Gain weight
~Start wearing kaki pants and a loose white blouse
have the first three buttons undone

lol

~Hope this ain't blasphmey...lol...

2007-04-25 21:37:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lose the beard and the sandals, i would take him to my hairdresser then to topman. haha imagine it, im taking jesus for a make over, hysterical.

2007-04-25 21:16:02 · answer #10 · answered by kez 5 · 0 0

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