2007-04-25 16:48:36 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Adolescent
An EXTREMELY severe case of diarrhea.
Thank you and good day.
2007-04-25 23:28:08 · answer #1 · answered by Lori 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
1. Paranoid Schizophrenia
2. Explosive Diarreah
3. PTSD
4. The underpants gnomes took all my underwear.
5. The added stress of school will have a long severe impact on my mental psyche. With all the competitions for good grades and being the best, I will be set up for failure in the future.
2007-04-25 16:53:42 · answer #2 · answered by James G 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Leprosy
2007-04-25 18:43:09 · answer #3 · answered by Big Dick McGee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To your parents or to the school?
Parents: Tell them that you're pregnant.. NOT! lol! How about terrible cramps, a bully, or you just plain feel icky.
School: You weren't feeling well. Plain and simple.. If they ask how, either say it's personal, or cold.
2007-04-25 17:24:58 · answer #4 · answered by *Lizz* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excuse for not going to school????? have fun and enjoy school today. won't last forever and you will miss those crazy thing the we all did when we are young :)
2007-04-25 17:52:33 · answer #5 · answered by adivinaminombre 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I want to grow up to be a burger flipper at the local Mc attack. That ought to get you in real well with your parents and teachers. And without school that's what you have to look forward to.
2007-04-25 16:54:20 · answer #6 · answered by mustanger 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
you need an excuse how sad best time of your life
2007-04-25 17:22:10 · answer #7 · answered by chilly 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you've been up all night in the bathroom with a very upset stomach* you're feeling nausiated (dizzy and lousy all over) and a headache* Go back to bed*
2007-04-25 16:56:04 · answer #8 · answered by friskymisty01 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You want an exciting career in the Wal-Mart hospitality department?
2007-04-25 16:51:13 · answer #9 · answered by Chris 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Say that you are been bullied as they will not make you go to school if you are in danger!
2007-04-26 02:34:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
the best excuse for not going is that school is a mind-numbing, soul-crushing conformity factory designed not to teach you facts, but to teach you your place.
2007-04-25 16:51:37 · answer #11 · answered by cassandra 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋