I think admitting the truth that I was stupid and careless with something in the oven is a bit lame... Give me some cool ideas please. Most original scores 10 highly coveted yahoo answers points!
2007-04-25 14:47:55 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
TJ,Sweetie why don't you just tell them all the truth...that I was over and just too hot for you to handle.So...come here ...let me kiss it and make it all better.... Ah..maybe you should remove all your cloths you may have gotten burned someplace else as well...mustn't take any chances. LYNNE
2007-04-25 15:24:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
That they are friction burns from trying to get grips on a rope after climbing up a rope bridge that snapped following with sliding down a rocky hillside trying to escape from a giant rolling boulder!
At the bottom, a snake tried to bite you and you made a little fire and burnt yourself trying to ward it off as well as a colony of fire ants, scorpions and spiders before you almost got run over by a stray burning train that came off the tracks.
Phew... it was a damn close shave wasn't? Well look on the bright side, you survived with a minor burn on your hand from all this.
2007-04-25 22:07:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you stopped while driving on the road to help a poor old lady who was having car trouble and in the process of fixing her car, you accidentally burnt you hand when the muffler pipes fell from their brackets and you instinctively grabbed them. The poor old lady was so grateful that she added you into her will and you will inherit a million dollars when she passes away.
2007-04-25 16:55:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You had to stick your hand into a burning vat of pig lard to rescue the baby llama that had been thrown in there by some evil veterinarian. But your hand wasn't really burned badly at that point. You really burned it due to the friction generated from slapping the crazy animal doctor to a mushy mess!
2007-04-25 14:59:11 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. Badwrench 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Caught in a hot bedspring?
Listen, after the idle hands story about the police car they'll believe anything.
2007-04-25 18:12:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, so there you were, driving down the street, minding your own business, when you notice a woman on the side of the road having car trouble. the young woman is standing in front of the open hood, looking perplexed, while billows of heat and steam pour out of her car. so you, being the helpful citizen you are, pull over. (at this point of the story it would be helpful to describe just how hot this woman is) she says she's having engine trouble and she bends over under the hood to show you where the "wierd noise" is coming from. at that moment, the hood of the car gives!! The woman screams as she realizes she's about to be crushed by a fiery hot slab of metal. You, having no time to think, thrust your hand out, blocking the hood from harming the woman, but searing your hand horribly. the womans wants to call an ambulance, but you insist otherwise, saying you'll just "man up". instead, she calls a friend to pick her up and leaves her car on the side of the road. well because of your bravery and complete disregard for your own safety over hers, the beautiful woman gives you a long kiss on the lips and slips you her number. You've yet to call her.
2007-04-25 14:58:20 · answer #6 · answered by Me 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Depends how bad it is. If it's mild, say that you poured hot coffee into a mug while you were holding it. People get a lot of burns that way. Some burns can also be mistaken for rashes, so saying you touched or ate something would help also.
2007-04-25 14:54:10 · answer #7 · answered by Tassos S 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Well, I was late for work and tried to flag down a jet. No of course the jet engine didn't burn me, but those tires get hot when you grab em trying to help him get stopped.
That should explain it.
2007-04-25 14:54:32 · answer #8 · answered by asmikeocsit 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just tell them the truth, even though it's lame.
2007-04-25 17:01:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Volunteering with the boyscouts to show them how to make campfires out of sticks in case they are stranded in the wilderness. If you are single, you might even score a date out of that one!
Or, you could tell them you burnt it on your curling iron:)
2007-04-25 14:59:52 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs. Goddess 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tell them when you worked for the American Intelligence Agency and you've been on the Borneo and you've risked your life for your mission impossible...
2007-04-25 18:05:13 · answer #11 · answered by kollwitz71 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋