2007-04-25 11:42:25 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ive bean there before. Might I suggest the services of a private eye. You might try to call E. Flowers, as he works for a minimal celery. I will point him out for you, He is standing in the corner wearing a tuxedo with a green cucumber bun. I used him once to squash the rumor when arti choked his wife. He also solved the case of the missing 5 carrot diamond ring. The press leeked the story that I was chard with beeting my wife when I really was only trying to a peas her.
2007-04-25 16:53:37 · answer #1 · answered by Ben R 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you are being stalked by celery you need to go to the police immediately! They are known for being very violent vegetables. You are in my prayers. Good luck to you!
2007-04-25 11:56:30 · answer #2 · answered by Caribbean Belle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Possibly, if the celery was bitten by a rabbit vampire, so it became a vampire itself. (check out "The Celery Stalks at Midnight" by James Howe. It is the sequel to "Bunnicula".)
2007-04-25 11:48:39 · answer #3 · answered by Amy W 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You got some real trouble that needs ad-dressing, Jack! Lettuce hope that help will turnip. Hopefully it will leaf you alone soon. Act all cool as a cucumber and maybe it will go away. If not, you could wind up in a stew.
2007-04-25 12:43:17 · answer #4 · answered by The Y!ABut 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
24/7
2007-04-25 11:45:51 · answer #5 · answered by Rich B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely. You've got to watch out for that celery. It will tear off those stringy parts of itself and try to get them stuck in your throat. And you've got to watch out for peas, too. I've heard it said they're pod people. You can trust the corn, though, even though it's husky.
2007-04-25 11:51:27 · answer #6 · answered by Cyndie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
celery? oh, you think CELERY is a problem. i'm being stalked by asparagus! yeah, so stop thinking about yourself all the time!
2007-04-25 11:48:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very much so. No joke. They are savage beasts. Go to safety as fast as possible. Oh, I wish you the best of luck!
2007-04-25 11:47:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Bring a dip with you next time you venture out. Be prepared!!!!
2007-04-26 01:03:17 · answer #9 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah it does, just sleep with a bottle of ranch dressing on your night stand, that should scare em away ^_^
2007-04-25 11:48:12 · answer #10 · answered by ^_^ ♥ §atsuki_☼ushiza ♥ ^_^ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋