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I walked in, saw them, and saw red. A man's trailer should be his castle.

Anyway, I ran to my 1973 Chevy 4x4 to grab my shotgun. Before I knew it they were both out the door, onto Chin's moped, and away they went.

My wife called me today from the 7-11 payphone and told me that I owed Chin $150 to repair his moped, because with her weight (450lbs.) it caused the muffler to drag and done got tore off.

Betsy said that they's gonna sue me.

Do I owe them any money?

What's the best way to stew a possum?

2007-04-25 10:44:25 · 17 answers · asked by Landau C 1 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

17 answers

r u kidding me!?!?

nooooo u dont owe him anyyyy money!!

i feel very sorry for u and ive gone through a similar experience when i found my fiance in bed with my best friend

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2007-04-25 10:54:41 · answer #1 · answered by hi_everyone 3 · 0 0

What movie was this? I missed it, but, I'm sure it'll be out on DVD next year, y'all. Wasn't Chin a midget? Tell me Betsy didn't take the good porch furniture with her. You know, the car seats from your 1973 Chevy 4x4. I hate when that happens, y'all. Give Betsy the $150 so she can join Weight Watchers. There's more than one way to stew a possum. Oh, I mean, there's more than one way to skin a cat. Never mind!!!

2007-04-25 17:55:10 · answer #2 · answered by Shortstuff13 7 · 0 0

Tell Chin you are charging him $1 a pound for your wife. That's $450 so take away the $150 you owe him thats..... a lot he owes you. Soak the possum in beer for two days in the sun, then throw it in a pot with onions and jack rabbit meat. Good eatin!

2007-04-25 17:58:37 · answer #3 · answered by Randy T 1 · 0 0

You should give him $500 to get rid of her a$$.

Possum stew is soooo 1860. Try beef or chicken.

2007-04-25 18:11:03 · answer #4 · answered by Ari A 4 · 0 0

If your wife weighs 450 lbs, she already has alot of chins.

2007-04-25 18:07:58 · answer #5 · answered by Mr R 7 · 0 0

Of course you don't!!!Your wife does!!She's the one who weighs a lot.Take this to court!!LOL!!1

2007-04-25 17:52:32 · answer #6 · answered by Heather 2 · 0 0

You're a liberal ain't you? the trailer and the fat cheating broad gave you away..

2007-04-25 17:54:58 · answer #7 · answered by bluemist 4 · 0 0

this is too funny, you did not physical damage to his moped , i would love to see this case on judge judy

2007-04-25 17:49:34 · answer #8 · answered by Sparky 6 · 0 0

get a life

2007-04-25 17:50:37 · answer #9 · answered by Ghanaian Princess 4 · 0 0

hey was it chin ming lee , i no him tooo hahahah

2007-04-25 17:50:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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