Through daily prayer, Jesus helped cure my brain from being washed. Will you let him cure yours?

Question

Non-Christian, gay and unsaved ;-)

Answer 1

You know, I look at all your responses and I can only guess that a lot of these folks just don't get the humor, or that they haven't read the origin of your post/question here.

Of course, it's likely both.

Let me answer now........

I'm with you, brother! :-)

Answer 2

This is an interesting question? Through daily prayer you Jesus has cured your brain from being washed. Was it Jesus or was it the power of mediation and your inner strength of your aura that helped your brain to be washed? It really doesn't matter as long as your brain being washed made you a better person and Jesus will be proud that you were. Why is it that Christians need to save the un-saved. Do we get brownie points for everyone one we bring into the fold? I believe in Jesus and all his teachings, and I also understand that the power of the mind can also heal many things. Thanks for sharing.

Answer 3

Who wanted Brownies....... I was just making brownies, how do you kids know that I swear you're all pyschic!!!
Now, lay off of Jesus. He's really a good guy and doesn't at all take after the hype those Christians make him out to be. All he wants is for people to be kind to each other (and the whole Blessed is the Cheesemaker thing from Life of Brian We both laughed over that, mind you!!!)
Okay, tea time! Time for fudgy brownies!!!!!

Answer 4

Wow im a non-christian, gay and unsaved too!
Sorry dont believe in jesus!

Answer 5

If the mother became into being raptured, she may be long gone right now, actually "in the blink of an eye fixed." She does not have the prospect to disclaim Jesus. The mom might have executed each and every thing achieveable to make confident that her toddler knew approximately Jesus, approximately what it skill to be a real Christian believer. She might have taken her toddler to Sunday college, to Sunday church centers. She might have had her toddler enrolled in a church infants group and/or summer season camp, the place the toddler might have found out greater approximately being a believer, and he or she could have been presented possibilities to settle for Jesus as her Lord and Savior. the toddler would have had possibilities to flow to stay shows/performances featuring Christian artists. If achieveable, the mother might have enrolled her toddler in a private Christian college. The mom could have been praying for her toddler a minimum of as quickly as every day, probably greater frequently. Jesus mentioned that following Him can consequence in there being a sword isolating husband from spouse, parent from toddler. The mom might have time-venerated that and can have time-venerated that finally her toddler could have been in charge for making her very own determination approximately no remember if or to not be a Christian believer. as quickly as the mother is raptured, she would be right now in the presence of Jesus, and all else will fade away as she seems at her Savior head to head, eye to eye. while you're this toddler, then I pray that Jesus will make Himself time-venerated to you so as which you have not any doubt approximately who he's and the style you may make your determination for Him.

Answer 6

Perhaps the needed cure sould be bipolar. Your question represents that you pray and Jesus cured you. However, under the question you state "Non-Christian, gay and unsaved" So, who are you praying to? I wish u best :-0

Answer 7

Nah dude, this Jesus guy sounds way too violent, bigoted and scary for me; no matter who's telling me to talk with him.


Edit: Sigh, some people just don't get the snarkiness, so sad.

Answer 8

hehehe, Mine was cured long ago, but I like your style hun! :-P to the fanatics

Totally with FTW on this one, though not all lesbian. I like my share of cutie pie men too, like TY :-D (Brownie points?) lol

Answer 9

Your brain needs (ed?) washed? Explain.

Answer 10

can he cure my eyes being blue? no? then he cant cure my gayness can he now