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Hee, hee, I love popping out of the closet and scaring conservatives. I bear my honesty at them and scratch them with my truth. It really freaks 'em out.

2007-04-25 16:33:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I'd really hate to get into an argument over personal property rights in the middle of the night. I check the windows and doors instead. After all, most convicted felons are liberals.

2007-04-25 15:49:18 · answer #2 · answered by evans_michael_ya 6 · 0 1

Oh, come on. I love liberals! My Mom is a liberal. She and my very conservative Dad have been happily married for almost 40 years. My liberal sister is my best friend.

I am not afraid of liberals, or of debating the issues. We do it with mutual respect and the agreement to disagree, and it is fun.

2007-04-25 15:42:55 · answer #3 · answered by Leah 6 · 3 0

well in their defense they probably should. I routinely hide in random closets. Hell just yesterday I help import a truck load of Mexicans, by hiding them under a bed of cabbage. You may want to check your closets, I ran out of room, sorry!

2007-04-25 15:43:28 · answer #4 · answered by Chrissy 7 · 2 1

Like Foley and Haggard? They are the ones most connected with coming out of the closet...

2007-04-25 15:42:12 · answer #5 · answered by MenifeeManiac 7 · 3 1

None. They have guys who come around to do that once a month for a small fee. They flush out gays too, and commies, and sometimes illegal aliens (except the guys who ARE illegal aliens).

2007-04-25 15:51:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL.

The way they talk about us, it might be possible they do just that.

Conservative: "Mom!"
Mother: "For the last time!!! There are no liberals in the closet!!!!"

2007-04-25 15:42:30 · answer #7 · answered by ck4829 7 · 1 0

Well if you were going to find them anywhere it would be either a.) hiding under the bed (they are chickens) or b.) In the CLOSET because we all know they live most their lives in there... Ha ha!!!

But if I were to find one, I bet they wouldn't want to remain there, We believe in the 2nd amendment!!! and we are very well Armed

2007-04-25 15:43:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4 3

Not me. Probably because Liberals know they will get shot if they step foot in my house uninvited. That's my right and I'm proud of it.

2007-04-25 15:46:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Are monsters considered liberals? Vise versa ??? :D

2007-04-25 15:50:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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