What did the turkey say to the lion???
2007-04-25 06:40:32 · 58 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
You want a piece of me ? cause i'm free range.
2007-04-25 08:36:46 · answer #1 · answered by Iron Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The young mother was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week, when she received a call from the doctor's office telling her she had been rescheduled for that same morning at 9:30.
Unfortunately, she had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, she wanted to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time she wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.
She rushed upstairs, threw off her pajamas, wet the washcloth next to the sink, and gave herself a quick wash in "that area". Throwing the washcloth in the clothes basket, donning some clothes, and hopping in the car she raced to her appointment.
While in the waiting room for only a few minutes when she was called in. Knowing the procedure, she hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that she was some place a million miles away as do most women.
However, she was mystified when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" She didn't know how to respond.
After the appointment, she heaved a sigh of relief and went about a normal day . . . some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.
But after school when her 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, Mommy, where is my washcloth?" Mommy told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, "No, I need the one I put here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
2007-04-25 06:52:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Speak English.
2007-04-25 06:44:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi
2007-04-25 06:47:01 · answer #4 · answered by herbal ashtray 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
'Now look lion, you dont you roar like this roaaaagobblegobble, not like that , who do yu think your going to scare like that.
Mumbles to himself: 'honestly these lions have no brains, they just run around and eat, whilst i have implanted the human race with foreign DNA, and do so every cristmas ' hahahah gobble gobble.
Sorry thats not as funny as the cartoon running through my head
2007-04-25 06:45:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the turkey says moo, and the lion goes woof
2007-04-25 06:47:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't know.... but the lion said, Holy fu.ck a talking turkey!
2007-04-25 07:04:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lion:- Wanna come back to my place
Turkey:- Why ?
Lion:- So I can give you a good stuffing
2007-04-25 06:52:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go eat a chicken instead of me! Since you sleep most of the day away, I don't think your body needs the extra big boost of TRIPTOFAN you'll get from me!!! You might miss your mating appointment!
2007-04-25 06:49:19 · answer #9 · answered by raztaman420 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm here for the Thanksgiving dinner. What's your story, and don't be lion (lying).
2007-04-25 06:50:23 · answer #10 · answered by The man 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
turkeys cant speak and if it did the lion wouldn't understand!
2007-04-25 06:46:51 · answer #11 · answered by ral 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋