What's your version for the ending part of "The Little Red Riding Hood"?

Question

I'm stuck with the part of "'Oh my, what great teeth you have,' ' Better to EAT YOU WITH!'" then.. what? Did the wolf ate that girl or not? I've heard so many versions of that story and now I don't know what the original ending actually was for that it? Do you know?

Better yet, I wanna know what's YOUR ending version for that little girl who somehow had this unusual emotional attachment with her red cape :) Let's see whose most creative..

Answer 1

My version ends with....Little Red Riding Hood whips out a 357. magnum, and says you're gonna eat me like the story says.

Answer 2

The original ending was that the woodsman came and cut open the wolf after the wolf swallowed the little girl. The girl was fine, but had she been in there any longer, she would have been digested.

My version goes like this:


The wolf swallowed the little girl, but noticed that all the creatures and bugs scuttling away. He wondered why, but then heard a steady: tic-tok tic-tok tic-tok...

He searched for the source of the ticking but couldn't find it. After a bit, he realized that it was coming from his stomach. The little girl was a fake! As the tic-toking continued, the wolf began to panic. He ran to the kitchen to drink some water so to break the bomb. He then saw a thick pipe running up to the house outside. He filled his cup, and drank it all down. It tasted like gasoline. IT WAS GASOLINE! That was why the big pipe was out there. The wolf was beginning to panic very much now. He had to get something to douse the bomb. He ran to the river and began drinking as fast as he could. He could feel a lot of liquid moving around in his stomach. He remembered from his chemistry class that if water was added to gasoline, the gasoline would float on top of the water. "At least it is away from the time bomb now" The wolf sighed. Then he noticed that the ticking stopped. "The water must have shorted out the time bomb! However, he now had a time-bomb and a layer of water and gasoline on top of that. He was feeling very full when suddenly, he collapsed dead. How did he die? Shortly after his death, he exploded. What happened? How did he die in the first place? What caused the explosion?

Answer 3

I think the whole story is a metaphor. The big bad wolf did not physically eat little red riding hood. Little red was quite aware that the the wolf was not grandma. I think the story represents the struggle between the id and the ego and the fight against sexual repression. Grandma represents the superego. The wolf represents the id. Little red represents the ego.

Answer 4

The Wood Chopper heard the screams of Little Red Riding hood and came just in the nick of time. He fought off the Big Bad Wolf. He saved Little Red Riding Hood and her grandmother tied and locked up in the closet. They all lived happily ever after

Answer 5

This story was first recorded by Charles Perrault in his Contes De ma Mere L'Oye in 1697. He called the story Le Petit Chaperon Rouge. The story first appeared in English in 1729. Many grim and gruesome endings to the story exist. The version that we have retold here, in which a passing woodcutter rescues Red Riding Hood and her grandmother, was recorded by the Brothers Grimm under the title of Little Red Cap. Beatrix Potter used a similar storyline in The Tale of Jemima Puddleduck.



So very quietly, so as not to wake the Wolf, the woodcutter opened the cottage door and went in. 'Ah,' thought the woodcutter.'Judging by the size of the Wolf's tummy, he has just had a large meal, and I wonder who he has eaten this time!'

The woodcutter picked up a pair of Grandma's scissors lying on the table, and deftly cut open the sleeping Wolf's tummy. Out climbed Little Red Riding Hood and her grandmother, breathless and squashed and VERY glad to be out of the Wolf's tummy. 'Oh! Thank you for saving us!' said Little Red Riding Hood to the woodcutter. 'It was so dark and smelly inside the Wolf's tummy!'

'Hurry!' said the woodcutter. 'Let's not waste any time. The Wolf could wake up any moment.' The woodcutter and Red Riding hood then gathered up some stones, the biggest they could find, and put them inside the Wolf's tummy. Then Grandma took out her sewing kit, and threading a needle with some strong brown cotton, sewed up the Wolf's tummy neatly and quickly.

In a little while the Wolf woke up. 'Oh dear,' he thought. 'I must be getting old! I can't even eat a little girl and her grandma without feeling as though my tummy was full of stones!' The Wolf gave a great big belch and staggered out of the door. 'I don't think I'll ever eat humans again. They don't agree with me!' And that was the last that anyone ever saw of him.

Little Red Riding Hood gave her Grandma the custard and the pot of butter her mother had sent, and a huge big hug from herself. Grandma was well and strong very soon. As for Little Red Riding Hood herself, she never forgot her mother's advice again!

Answer 6

The wolf enjoyed dressing up as a woman too much,
. He ran off with the woodcutter. He became a transsexual, after the op he married the woodcutter in a civil ceremony. Little red riding hood was the bridesmaid.

Other than that the one with the rocks is what I remember.

Answer 7

Well, being a bit of a horn doggie myself, I would go with....

"I normally don't have sex on the first date, but you have some kind of animal magnetism that I cannot resist."

Red opens the cape to show a variety of paraphernalia. Putting on her leather mask, she extracts a whip and cracks it hard. She points it at the wolf.

"Down on your knees, worm!" CRACK!

The wolf complies and is grovelling at Red's feet. Red continues. "I know your weaknesses and for that you must be punished!" She lays the whip across the wolf, right where the tail meets the hip.

His eyes well up with tears of elation. "Oh, the sweet sting of discipline." He pants heavily.

Just then, the door bursts open and the woodsman comes in.

"What is going on here?"

Both Red and Wolf cry out, "It's my husband!", then they look at each other. "Your husband?", pointing at one another. They slowly turn to the woodsman.

"Wait. I can explain. We are all consenting adults around here......"

Answer 8

My ending version would be that grandma has a pair of dental tools under the sheets and springs a quick and painful twist and yank on the teeth of the wolf. and sends it out the door in shrieking pain, all you can see is the tail as the body runs out of sight and over a cliff, never to return to the forest again.

Answer 9

The version I heard was that the wolf ate her (and the grandma before) and while he was heading out, the screaming from his belly attracted the woodsman who chopped him open with an axe, saving RRH and Gramma and killing the wolf. Gramma used the wolfskin to make a coat for the woodsman to say thank you.

Yeah, there was more blood in fairytales when I was a kid.

Answer 10

All I remember is that it's grandma who gets eaten and then little red riding hood comes along.. grandma.. where are you? she looks around and then she sees the wolf in grandma's bed, with grandma's sleeping cap sticking out of his mouth.... so, while the wolf is sleeping after that big meal, little red riding hood cuts him open, fills his stomach with rocks instead of her grandma and when the wolf wakes up he is thirsty, so he goes to the well to drink, but because his stomach is full of rocks he tips over and drowns in the well and both grandma and little red riding hood live happily ever after I believe.... But I have no idea if this is the original ending to the story... it is how my mom told it when I was little. :)