2007-04-25 02:10:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well I am 38 years old, and when my dad comes to visit.....as he is leaving I stand out on the porch waving.(uncontrollabally).you know like when your a kid and dad leaves for work you pitch a fit because you don't want him to go..well that's me...my dad finds it too be hilarious....He only lives 20 minutes from me! What can I say...I love my Dad!
2007-04-25 02:30:21 · answer #1 · answered by ....~K.C.~.... 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
See the Answers to the recent question on Limericks there are some real funny ones if a wee bit crude
2007-04-25 09:14:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A few weeks ago, my husband and I went to enjoy the nice cool, evening weather on the back patio. We tapped on our 18 year old son's window to ask if he'd like to join us. He didn't answer...we could hear his music playing loudly through his headphones, so since his window was open, I removed his screen and very slowly stuck my hand through his window and under his blinds and simply waved at him...
You have never seen a 6'3", 280lb man jump so high and scream so loud!!! All he could say was, "Oh god, oh god, oh god!", as he curled into a fetal position on his bed...
I'm laughing again now as I retell the story!
*He has not been scarred for life and I am scared what he is going to do to get me back LOL
2007-04-25 09:20:48 · answer #3 · answered by SweetKarma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone told me the other day that he recieved some pictures of the new ride at cadar point.There was a girl who got off the ride and she litteraly peed herself.That ride must have been real scary.
2007-04-25 09:15:17 · answer #4 · answered by shadowmonkeyblue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life , she asked him how he had sex ? "Tarzan not know sex" he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree." Horrified Jane said, " Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch ! Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed "What did you do that for ?"
Tarzan replied, " Check for squirrel."
2007-04-25 09:44:44 · answer #5 · answered by K~E~G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rico
2007-04-25 09:13:52 · answer #6 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anything involving Family Guy, or 30Rock
2007-04-25 09:14:14 · answer #7 · answered by fachizzzzle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i laugh at my cuzin, he said he got in a fight. an he has long long nails an he said i was diggin in that skin tail. i jus busted out laughing
2007-04-25 09:13:30 · answer #8 · answered by singlegirl3000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed at: I am Buk and I am an alcoholic.......
2007-04-25 09:14:11 · answer #9 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the question by vixen
2007-04-25 09:16:31 · answer #10 · answered by ck 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋