your wife announces she's leaving you
the cat just got run over by a steam roller (long puss)
you're out of cornflakes, coffee and money
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you're mother-in-law rings to say she's moving in with you
2007-04-25 06:16:49
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answer #1
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answered by Citizen Mac 6
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you know its going to be a bad day when its 4:18am and you got to be up by 5:45am to get the little off to school
2007-04-25 04:15:21
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answer #2
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answered by rebelady28379 7
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When Speedy wants me to finish her sentence.Wait! What's that smell???? I smell tacos! Hey I made taco salad tonight.
2007-04-25 04:14:58
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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You wake up alone and there is a 'Dear john' letter on the pillow beside u.
2007-04-25 04:14:52
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answer #4
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answered by MichaelBuffy 4
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Your horoscope is a skull and crossbones followed by a stream of profanities.
2007-04-25 04:14:42
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answer #5
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answered by Tut Uncommon 7
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You turn on your shower to no avail...only to discover that the water company was indeed not joking when they said final notice.
2007-04-25 04:13:25
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answer #6
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answered by kelly4u2 5
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You find out that you left your teeth in the sink instead of soaking in their little tub.
2007-04-25 04:12:20
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answer #7
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answered by wolflady 6
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you gotta pee, and you go to take a pee in the night stand instead of the toilet (long story but let me just say jack was involved)
2007-04-25 04:18:37
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answer #8
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answered by citytrucker26 1
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Murphy is around
2007-04-25 04:14:56
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answer #9
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answered by Minda 5
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when you wake up and there is water up to your bed due to a flash flood.
2007-04-25 04:34:40
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answer #10
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answered by Mikey 3
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