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2007-04-24 20:35:47 · 20 answers · asked by FloralLover 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
sit it out in jail and learn from my mistakes. Then become a better shoplifter
2007-04-24 21:53:10 · answer #1 · answered by Mikey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why you wanna bring back the past like dat!LOL I was 18 and the detective called my dad and told him! The fear of my dad killing me was so deep I actually lost my voice! Needless to say my dad spared my life (for that time LOL) and I never shoplifted again...Yeeee , a happy ending!
2007-04-25 20:24:29 · answer #2 · answered by Sherluck 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't dare do such a thing...but in keeping with the spirit of things I would ask them to put me on sale in the shop ... somebody would buy me and I could run away.
2007-04-24 20:56:32 · answer #3 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Escape
2007-04-24 20:39:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Throw up on their shoes and as I was bending down to barf, I would grab a hand-full of sand and throw it in their eyes. I would then make a break for it, running into the oncoming traffic.....it was only a candy bar!!!!!
2007-04-24 20:40:08 · answer #5 · answered by debdini 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
pshhh you'll get over it, shoplifting aint that big of a crime. but yeah you shoulda ran like hell, i woulda been OUT! those slow security cant catch me, while throwing on the new pair of air forces i just scored
2007-04-24 20:43:41 · answer #6 · answered by Drock 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ask to talk to the Chief of Police>>he's my uncle!
2007-04-25 20:15:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess I'd put the shop back down...I must have been out of my mind, trying to lift one of those heavy things.
2007-04-24 20:42:27 · answer #8 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Treat them to donuts . Then make your escape .
2007-04-24 21:35:42 · answer #9 · answered by mundane complexity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start drooling! Use the old insanity defense! :P
2007-04-24 20:38:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋