Do you position your butt in a way that only the gas will come out with no sound. So you just have the smell, or maybe sometimes no smell comes out, just gas. I do that. What about you? Do you step out to fart, say you wanna use the restroom? Any tips. I know we all sometimes have to fart in class. So I hope this question can get answered by some experts.
2007-04-24 15:37:51 · 18 answers · asked by IRish BastaRD 1 in Beauty & Style ➔ Other - Beauty & Style
LOL...Oh my gosh....yes... it is sooo embarrassing when you hold it in and then your stomach starts making noises...and in the mean time...you just move a lot looking like your nervous...b/c moving around makes it ease up inside and not come out past the tight squeezes. LOL..that is too funny... go some place you can be alone.... that's all I have to say..b/c after holding it in for a while...well..you know...
2007-04-24 15:51:34 · answer #1 · answered by Michelle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was farting in the wind today because I really had to. It was windy when I was walking around so I could let my farts rip and nobody could hear them because the wind muffled the sound. When I am in class I am usually not a silent farter. I save my farts for the restroom and fart as loud as I want when I'm in there (because that's what restrooms are for).
2007-04-24 15:44:30 · answer #2 · answered by Dreams 3 · 10⤊ 0⤋
Apologise to the class and the instructor then spend something of the class attempting to not explode guffawing! playstation take my be conscious for it - a good classic type Fart would be remembered for years. Even pronounced at reunions!
2016-10-30 05:44:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that happens to me sometimes. i learned to hold my fart in. And Usually WAY later, by that i mean hours later, the fart usually collects in my body, and i let it out and it's very loud >:) i just keep holding it in, and let it out when i want to.
2007-04-24 15:45:27 · answer #4 · answered by .:Riku's homegirl:. 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
your funny..if you are a guy just fart..all (MOST) of the guys in my school fart they take pride (like the other person said)
2007-04-24 15:51:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL how funny .
I get such bad cramp's if i don't pass gas .But i excuse myself ,just in case it's loud ,or it stinks bad .
2007-04-24 15:44:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
go fart by one of your friends and then make scene by blaming it on him/her when it starts to smell
always blame them on people it's funny and real embarassing for the victim
2007-04-24 15:43:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
lol today someone farted but if u do just say HE DID IT!
2007-04-24 16:03:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
a fart detected is always caught, and he who denies it is said to have supplied it :-)
2007-04-24 16:57:27 · answer #9 · answered by smelly 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
do the old poot by poot or make a inevitable excuse to go to the bathroom
2007-04-24 15:40:25 · answer #10 · answered by Chris 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋