How come when you ask a guy to do something simple, it goes in one ear and out the other?

Question

Like make a phone call? ect. ect. ect.

Answer 1

That is so unfair of you to say that. I will do it, as soon as the game is over, and after I have a snack, and play a video game. And I know you don't want to do it when I am tired, so I may take a quick nap. And then I will just need to check the box scores, and watch the weather channel for a couple minutes before I get started.

Oh, I forgot to tell you earlier. Dan got a new car. He's stopping by this afternoon and we're gonna take his new wheels for a spin. So I guess I won't have time to do what you wanted me to do. Sorry 'bout that.....

Answer 2

Male and, Female brains, process information differently. for instance, relationships. Women are (Gardeners), Men are(Mechanics). when there is a problem in a relationship, Women, begin to dig. they want to get down to the roots and, find out where the problem started. unfortunately, at the first sign of trouble, Men, start looking to trade up.

Answer 3

Because there is nothing in there to stop the words from escaping out the other side.

Answer 4

Or you send them to the store and they come back with something totally different??

I think they do it to frustrate us.

Answer 5

Because you wern't naked when you asked that's the only way they pay attention to you.

Answer 6

Because boys still think they have to ignore their mommies.

Answer 7

A better question is: why do girls keep asking us to do stuff?

Answer 8

Speak loud, clear and down near his crotch.

Answer 9

for the same reason girls dont when the tables are turned

Answer 10

because...he's a guy. if u want him to do something important, tell him in the nude or during sex...