what is the craziest thing?

Question

someone has said to you?

for me: "life is a multiple choice and you will fail" lol this girl told me this and i was like dag could u be anymore negative???

Answer 1

my team leader told me in afganistan that we need to accept the fact that were all dead men. and there were alot of bullets going to be flying with to whom it may concern on it. and u never know if its going to say to your truely. and we need to just accept that do are jobs. and maybe we will live. but if its ur time its ur time. so dont freeze up dont stop. and dont screw up ur job. do it right and we can all go home. maybe.

Answer 2

This is from the email I sent to my friends:

I'm rolling down Greenville Ave to 635 & decide at the last minute that my renewed smoking addiction is in full effect, so I pull into Racetrac.

Lucky me, I'm in line with the new guy at the register that doesn't have a clue & just ran out of tape on his register. So, I'm stuck in line.

In front of me is this brother that happens to turn around and look at me, he looks about 3x more stoned that I am, eyes glossed with a high definition shine, RED, & is he's all snorting like only the brothers do (he mentions he has allergies). So, after every snort he says "Sorry" to everyone around cause he knows he's being a nasty mot**r fu**er and says "Don't hate ya'll, I gots allergies." I was like "Blow ya mutha fu**in nose dude!"

He says "Sorry, what's up Ma?" I reply "Waiting for this slow mother ****** at the register" he laughs and continues to scope me out. He tells me he's never seen my daith & tragus peircings before on anyone. He scopes out my tattoos & compliments my Ohm I wear ALL the time. He then goes on to ask if I've been in the sun & I reply "Why, yes I have." He then dubs me "Pink Cheeks" & told me with the smile I had I needed a diamond in my tooth.

I just busted out laughing . . . by then the line is moving & our visit is coming to an end. After he checks out and walks away, he's almost out the door & hollars "Bye Pink Cheeks!!"

Answer 3

My kid once told me when you don't know the answer, remember 3 and 3 always make 6. It didn't help but it pulled me away from my thoughts at the time.

Answer 4

On the train, on my way to work, this guy who i dont know says to me out of nowhere:

"Hey, your wedding band is too tight. It's gonna form a clot that's gonna goto your head and you'll die."

Not exactly what i wanted to hear over my Iced Venti Skim Latte at 7:15 a.m.....

Answer 5

You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.

Which is odd because I look like a cross between a badger and a monkey.

Answer 6

*grabbing my arms tightly* some guy I don't know told me, "in 40 yrs we will all die. Everyone on Earth, there's a meteor coming our way" he said it sent him messages about killing everyone on Earth. He was quite weird. Never went back there again.

Answer 7

This was said about 10 years ago, when somebody said that I'd be paying about $3.50 a gallon for regular gas. (It's a shame that they were correct.)

Answer 8

You are in what you're doing and you are in what you're eat. The good effort normaly with good result except you have a bad luck! Believe in God who hold your destiny!

Answer 9

This boy that was really sillly in my class last year said: Hey I'm santa clause and i'm goin to the north pole! I said: Wow! Really? bring me back somethhing? He said: Naw! you and Shayla (my friend @ that time) can go with me! I said: ok! How are we getting there? On my flyin reindeer car! me and shayla said: a flyin reindeer car?! he said: yeah! blah blah blah blah and so on. It was kinda stupid. i kinda liked him then. he always made me laugh. he's name is Shane.

Answer 10

I was told, "you need to get married and submit to a man. Until that time, though, you need to come to my church and submit to me. when can I have a bus pick you up?" The dork.