YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
By: George Carlin
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level
Governmental functionary, be it Democratic or Republican!
I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does
Not entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where
They want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry
Springer.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing
About it.
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or
Been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.
I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you
Came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson
Preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem
And not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one
I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking
The law, regardless of what color you are.
And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think
it's good..... And I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
Deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for
The next four years.
I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me
Stuff or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
Parents.
And what is going on with gas prices... Again?
I believe "illegal" is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.
I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA!
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
Are you a BAD American too?
"We want our country back!"
2007-04-24 07:24:18 · 10 answers · asked by Darth Samoht 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
How come no one goes after him for speaking the truth? How come the troll waiching lui and her crew aren't leading the brigade against ALL American Patriots? Well done, mate. Be proud to be BAD!
2007-04-24 07:33:10 · answer #1 · answered by Hot Coco Puff 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Color me a Bad American too then, lol!
2007-04-24 07:28:04 · answer #2 · answered by Jadalina 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree with all of this, except being proud that "God" is written on money. But other than that, rock on!
2007-04-24 07:36:21 · answer #3 · answered by Joa5 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can that be George Carlin? He's an atheist; he wouldn't be proud to have "God" on the money.
EDIT: AHA! I was right! This is not George Carlin at all.
2007-04-24 07:31:57 · answer #4 · answered by NotReallyHere 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
in straight forward terms in usa we created the easy bulb the vehicle the television video games in only usa we the place the 1st to the moon in straight forward terms in usa we win each conflict in straight forward terms IN F?CKING usa d??k face
2016-10-03 12:14:28 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HELL NO
WE WON"T GO
It's all the political correctness,
disgusts me
2007-04-24 07:31:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your america died a painful death yesterday.
2007-04-24 07:31:29 · answer #7 · answered by ~Mmmkay?~ 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
you all right?? take your happy pill to day??
2007-04-24 07:48:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
what
2007-04-24 07:29:13 · answer #9 · answered by lovepets 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
are you OK?
2007-04-24 07:27:34 · answer #10 · answered by FAB S 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋