The person who writes the funniest 2 lines, can be a joke or just a sentence, I will not only pick as "best answer", but also go into your profile and star your questions to get you tons of points.
Ready, Set, go............
2007-04-24 05:27:32 · 16 answers · asked by qt 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I hooked you guys up..
Mitch
yagurlbubbles
justjulie
desperate heart
I already gave ya a ton of stars...I'll pick the best answer tomorrow, and give out more stars.
Have a wonderful day
Thanks for making me laugh.
2007-04-24 05:53:19 · update #1
REPORTED!!! For point gaming!
Just kidding, I'm not a bastard like that. I just always wanted to do that. Thank you, m'lady for making my
2007-04-24 05:33:30 · answer #1 · answered by Mitch 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Happy peanuts soar over chocolate covered mountaintops and waterfalls of caramel. Prancing nougat in a meadow sings a song of satisfaction to the world.
2007-04-24 12:33:44 · answer #2 · answered by scraven68 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Worst pick up line i ever heard:
you must have mirrors in those pants, cuz i can see myself in them.
Best yo momma joke ever:
Yo momma got more clap than an audience!!!
2007-04-24 12:32:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car?
Get into the car Robin!
Oh, have to tell you this one, my friend said this yesterday, "I was watching this program last night...it was called the news" i could not stop laughing!
(Really that was two paragraphs but...)
2007-04-24 13:39:11 · answer #4 · answered by The High Inquisitor 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How about a funny video?
http://sjl.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=3efbc24c7d2583be6925
2007-04-24 12:35:14 · answer #5 · answered by truckgirlnr 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two blondes walked into a building...you think one of them would have seen it!!
2007-04-24 12:38:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I want to see how far I could throw Vern Troyer. Don't you?
2007-04-24 12:31:00 · answer #7 · answered by KC Slim 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A blonde's house was on fire. She called 911 and started screaming, "Help me, please! My house is burning! Hurry!"
The operator said, "Okay, calm down and we'll be there soon. How do we get to your house?"
The blonde answered, "Duh, in that big red truck!"
LOL
2007-04-24 12:38:21 · answer #8 · answered by oih 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
How do you know your at a gay BBQ?
When all the hotdogs taste like s***!! lol
2007-04-24 12:35:56 · answer #9 · answered by smileylou 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The other day, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How it got in my pajamas, I'll never know.
With thanks to Groucho Marks
2007-04-24 12:31:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋