How can I become a member of the liberal elite?

Question

I want to make an impact on the environment but not necessarily do it myself. I would rather keep my personal usage of fossil fules the same (because I am better than most people) but instead convince the "little people" like middle class americans that they need to sell their family cars and SUVs and start riding public transportation (I of course never would... but then again, I am better than most people.)

I would also like to speak out against the right to bare arms while at the same time having my own body gaurds who carry guns. This is not hypocritical because since I am better than most people, I deserve to be protected from all of you "little people."

So, where can I sign up to join the liberal elite?

Answer 1

LOL. It looks like you already are one!

Answer 2

Take a note, genius. We're all passengers on this fragile planet, like it or not. You wanna act like a jerk and not make a contribution of any kind, that's your choice, but you don't have to ridicule those of us who take it upon ourselves to keep our cars tuned-up, or buy vehicles that give better mileage. You can lube up the barrel of your gun and slide it gently where the sun don't shine, for all I care. You wanna hug a Smith & Wesson, that's your choice. I could snap a neck like a twig. I don't need a gun. Unless you can post something more intelligent and less juvenile, I suggest you just zip it. You're neither funny nor witty.

Answer 3

Take a note, genius.

We're all passengers on this fragile planet, like it or not.

You wanna act like a jerk and not make a contribution of any kind, that's your choice, but you don't have to ridicule those of us who take it upon ourselves to keep our cars tuned-up, or buy vehicles that give better mileage.

You can lube up the barrel of your gun and slide it gently where the sun don't shine, for all I care. You wanna hug a Smith & Wesson, that's your choice. I could snap a neck like a twig. I don't need a gun.

Unless you can post something more intelligent and less juvenile, I suggest you just zip it.

You're neither funny nor witty.

Answer 4

Unfortunately cloning is not permit currently in the US but if and when may I suggest Al Gore could aid you in your endeavor. No, bigger liberal elite, ones dream come through.

Answer 5

First, you need a brain. Second, americans like you are "little people" -drooling sychophantic slobs - and your narrow minded gullible character will prevail. Personally I don't think you have a chance of becoming anything other than what you already demonstrate yourself to be.

Answer 6

you cannot 'sign up'...you have to be 'coronated' or 'taken into the fold', a sort of elitist sponsorship program. you can begin by getting your name on the social register or the forbes 500 list as those are prerequisites ( i am assuming you may already be on these lists) to this club and then, kiss the rings of the hollywood crowd, the upper west side crowd, and of course, the clintons...if you pass those smell tests, your'e in like flint!...good luck!

Answer 7

How dare you. My Humvee has a small solar cell on top of it, which defrays from the emmissions by sending power to my air conditioner and stereo amplifier.

Answer 8

Start dictating to others, then do the opposite for yourself. That should put you in line with the elite, at least in ideology. You will never truly be one of them however unless you are super rich and powerful. If you can successfully crash the D.C. cocktail circuit, you may be able to pull it off, at least for a while.

Answer 9

First you have to drop out of school and embrace the attitude of entitlement. Then have a hard working person die and leave you money or in the alternative have your actor parents get you a job in a new movie.

Answer 10

Talk about raising Taxes; Get yourself on CNN and the other Liberal Squawk boxes. And trash Our President. Say alot of things. But never make any sense. They'll love you.

Answer 11

Worship the new God called Secularism.Fly in g-4.Shout out all who say things you don't want to hear.Believe in Al Gore as the new Christ(Don't forget he invented the Internet).Marry into wealth(Ala Kerry) cheat in college(Teddy) murder your mistress(Teddy again).Then say we need to be indepent of foreign oil but oppose a wind farm cus it might ruin your view(Teddy again).Also ignore the sexual predator who was President(If he was Republican he would have been laid waste).