Does Sheryl Crow really expect us to use one sheet of toilet paper per episode?

Question

If so, has she met my husband?

Answer 1

I guess we all know what her favorite scent is, eh?

Answer 2

yes, Sheryl crow expects you to use just one square of toilet paper, except on those pesky days, when she will allow you to use 2 or 3 squares,.....but the toilet paper companies are going to make the square about 3 feet long,.....

Answer 3

One sheet plus a corncob and then a page from a Sear's catalog. I guess she forgot to mention all that. If the size of her butt is the size of her mouth it would take the whole 4 rolls in a package.

Answer 4

One square is a bit small, unless they make the squares larger, but I try to use the less is more policy myself.

Though we should be trying to find a better way to cleanse our bottoms since it is one of the factors that is causing the epidemic of rain forests being destroyed. I assume people like breathing.

Answer 5

I hope SNL spoofs that comment, this weekend.

I can just see the commercial-spoof now...

Sheryl comes out with a roll of TP that is 3-feet wide. "Just one sheet is all you need" -- "buy new improved S.C. toilet paper".

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Answer 6

It's inhuman to expect that. One sheet is close to nothing.

Answer 7

I need more than square in one go.

Answer 8

She is one of these wackos that don't live in the real world. We should ignore her and maybe she will go away.

Answer 9

Yes, and then fold them up and mail them to her.

Answer 10

I want to see her go first...