2007-04-24 00:52:14 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Say that you crapped in your pants on your way to work.
Or just say you are sick, and the last 3 times you went to the bathroom there was blood in your doodie.
2007-04-24 00:57:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say that :Last night I was feeling great and decided to have a drink (just one) with a friend and that we went home still feeling great so we decided to share the big bar of chocolate that I was keeping for just such an occasion.Unfortunately the chocolate reacted with the pint of Guinness and there has been some complications well let's just say that the bathroom is now sporting a rather sickly shade of Brown and I'm afraid that if I leave the house it might go off again and I would be arrested for doing something untoward in public and this would not be a good thing.So to cut a long story short I can't come to work to-day but rest assured I will be fit and raring to go tomorrow.
2007-04-24 01:10:09 · answer #2 · answered by Jim M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Automotive failure is always a good excuse , but some companies ( mine does ) now ask for written proof from either a mechanic or receipts from the parts store . The best excuses are usually medical but then you could end up in a situation of proving that as well ,you could always be truthful and say you just need the day to recharge :))
2007-04-24 01:05:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once told my managers that my mum had had a heart attack - I managed to get about 3 days off work. I know it's terrible but I really didn't feel like going in.
2007-04-24 00:58:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell your employer that you wish to become a burden on the company, subsidised by the efforts of your co-workers.
If he/she complains, say that laziness is part of your culture and if you get the well deserved sack, you will bring an action for discrimination.
2007-04-24 00:58:36 · answer #5 · answered by Clive 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you are young, hot and life is too short to miss taking off a day like today and be stuck at work. I am taking the day off to enjoy life and I will see you when I get back....
2007-04-24 01:54:05 · answer #6 · answered by Tom A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you were abducted by alians and are now on the planet ZOG. And you'll only be able to get back to earth by the day after tomorrow.
2007-04-24 00:58:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You broke a nail and cannot cope with even going outside until the nail repairer comes round to you to fix it
2007-04-24 00:56:04 · answer #8 · answered by alismudge 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Abducted by aliens, they can't prove your lying. Failing that just say your waiting for a plumber, everyone knows they never turn up when your expecting them too.
2007-04-24 01:03:21 · answer #9 · answered by stumiroquai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That you fell of a traboline in the lake and broke your foot...that way you can stay at home more than 2 weeks!!
2007-04-24 00:55:07 · answer #10 · answered by Nevermind 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋