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2007-04-24 00:35:31 · 22 answers · asked by Melvin the retarded emu 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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I lost my virginity to a tea strainer

2007-04-24 00:45:32 · answer #1 · answered by Little Miss Pineapple 6 · 6 0

the two it replaced into basically a dream or think approximately fainted and then awakened and your pal would have fainted too so which you think of its been a while while its not been. it would have been an deserted highway the place an evilish guy or woman would have stored canines. it would have not been your pal screaming. im reallly perplexed talk on your pal. i'm incredibly perplexed p.s are you specific it wasent a dream yet you awakened and you have been sleep jogging or you forgot waking up. this is the main freakist element ive ever heard. desire your ok . desire it style of helped.

2016-11-27 00:45:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Married to a can opener for 10 years; now we have a Table spoon, teaspoon, 1/2 tspn., and 1/4 tspn. I love my family. Oh, uh, that would be all of the way, right?

2007-04-25 13:48:31 · answer #3 · answered by Ernimay 4 · 0 0

I don't like to give myself easily, but have found over the years that I fall to my knees all dizzy around kettles. I try to keep the relationship casual with them though as a rule; also keep the vegetable steamer in the utility room away from the kettle so there is no childish jealous conflict.

2007-04-24 06:20:59 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 2 0

I've taken a blender to our camper up in Helen, Georgia before. It's about 5 1/2 hours away. Is that far enough?

2007-04-24 00:40:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

At the pub a couple of weeks ago, I checked my boot to see what was making me uncomfortable and I found a teaspoon sticking out. I'd put it there that morning while watching Jeremy Kyle and forgotten all about it.

2007-04-24 00:59:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I once went all the way with the refrigerator. I told the wife to keep a lid on that potato salad.

2007-04-24 01:41:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

what is it with egg beaters? I'd have to reply the same as berkly- there's something about watching a woman squirming around with an egg beater...that whisk has many, many secrets... :)

2007-04-24 01:02:12 · answer #8 · answered by jmaximus12 4 · 0 0

I plugged 'er in once but the thing bout spun my hair clean off my head

2007-04-24 01:54:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

homerun, with my ex g/f and an egg beater, MAN, did she make a "mess" all over the floor.....now, she is out of my life, and i sure do miss that egg beater, but i saw how she used to get whenever she made us breakfast! nipples erect, squirming around in her pajamas, moaning and groaning!

2007-04-24 00:54:03 · answer #10 · answered by Berkly M 4 · 0 0

Halfway down the garden but then the wire wouldn't reach any further. Is that what you meant?

2007-04-24 00:41:51 · answer #11 · answered by Molly 3 · 0 0

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