Tell me why I should go to work today?

Answer 1

so you wont end up living in a van, down by the river.

Answer 2

#1 you would lose a days pay if you don't show up!
#2 you might lose your job~the boss might not believe your lame excuse and fire you!
#3 if you show up~~today might be the rare day that the boss tells everyone to go home with pay~~because you didn't show up~~you don't get paid!
#4 You will feel better about yourself when you live up to your responsiblities!
#5 Your house burns down today and because you are at work, your survive!

Answer 3

Because, today is the first day of the rest of your life. If you stay home, you might start a trend that will cause you to fail. I remember the one day that I didn't run for exercise, I never ran again.

So, get up and run.

Answer 4

Why not?
If you're already rich then you don't need to go to work today.
But if you're still needing to feed your family then got to work.
It is mostly about the money, otherwise there would be no need to go to work

Answer 5

To oil the Capitalist machine and be a subservient citizen.

Answer 6

you never know when you will be the billonth person to sigh when you walk in the door/ i could be there with a giant check for $10 at applebee's/ congratulations

Answer 7

You shouldn't. It's Tuesday. What ever you don't do today you have the rest of the week to do.

Answer 8

You need to go to work because there's someone waiting for your service.

Answer 9

because that cute chick that sits to the left of ur cubicle is wearing a mini skirt and shes not wearing any underwear

Answer 10

To keep that miserable cycle that rots your life away from stopping and making your life even more miserable.