I always do end up squeezing too hard... I strangle myself into unconsciousness, then when my roommates get home they have to perform CPR on me, which is sort of awkward, because they're all men.
So then at dinner, no one makes eye contact, being too afraid to acknowledge the fact that there were man-lips on man-lips in the house earlier.
2007-04-23 21:30:08 · 28 answers · asked by Hey hey 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
yeah, i'm bored....
2007-04-23 21:30:28 · update #1
I am sorry, I don't get it!
2007-04-23 21:32:31 · answer #1 · answered by Lady Rae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think everything is alright with you..
heres for your boredom
A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door.
Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.
"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s**t!" exclaimed the eager salesman.
"Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"
"There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady
MORAL: Gather all resources before working on any project and committing to the client...!!! Otherwise you will be eating s**t!!!!!
2007-04-23 21:34:35 · answer #2 · answered by pinkcloud2015 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They say that it was God's gift; the mouth. But without our freed mouths, we wouldn't have come up with strange fabrications such as this and neither would there be fun CPR sessions with you. Same goes for your limbs. A pity your wife wasn't around. At least now we know what men do when they're idle...
2007-04-23 21:41:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
just look up at one point and say "hey, at least there wasn't any tounge involved. They do this sort of thing all the time in the movies. Will and Grace was a huge hit, there's nothing to be embarassed about". The talk about who invented rubber stamps
2007-04-23 21:37:00 · answer #4 · answered by yuntaa_dba 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 words- Michael Hutchinson
2007-04-23 21:37:35 · answer #5 · answered by Toni 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alright you guys, which one of you were wearing lipstick?
Cause I wasn't wearing my shade!
I was just unconscious, so why did you have to do CPR?
I'm glad at least one of you wants me to continue paying rent!
Thanks guys, I'm glad one of you know CPR! It's time I learn how to do it to myself.
2007-04-23 21:50:02 · answer #6 · answered by sharing_s_caring 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's bring a camera and sell the resulting tape on E-bay!
2007-04-24 02:27:04 · answer #7 · answered by tn5421 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Id have to look around the table and see whos making sculptures w/their peas and carrots.
2007-04-23 21:35:28 · answer #8 · answered by Tazz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if you squeeze just that little bit harder, they wont have to resucitate you. problem solved, no more male lips on male lips.
2007-04-23 21:37:57 · answer #9 · answered by under_the_spectrum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try counting splits in hair, finger nails and toe nails some times you might get something out of them.
2007-04-23 21:34:27 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nancy Reagan said...Just say No!
2007-04-23 21:36:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋