I'm sooo pathetic, in the depths of abysmal discomfort and I jus can't stay away!! ................. You guys jus keep me laughing, soooooo its not my fault!! Geez, I babble!!
Wanna hear a joke?? Tough if you don't here goes anyway:
Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman".
"Oh yeah?" said Charlie, "And how did this one end?"
When it was over," Mike replied, "She came to me on her hands and knees."
"Really?" said Charles. "Now that's a switch! What did she say?"
She said, "Come out from under the bed, you little chicken."!!
Hawhawhawhaw ................ I'm jus tooo funny for my own boots hey?!!............:0
CHEERS
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2007-04-23 21:20:15 · 15 answers · asked by Minx 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh, oops, the question is so Do You Like It????
ha!
2007-04-23 21:20:52 · update #1
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss, I no come
workie today, I rearrie sick. I got headache, stomachache and my regs
hurt. I no come work."
The boss says, "You know, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel that way, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you
say and I feer rearrie great! I be work soon....You got nice house!
2007-04-23 21:23:53 · answer #1 · answered by Steven M 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris can dismiss the entire opposition with one delivery. Chuck Norris doesn't take wickets. He takes lives. An umpire once turned down a Chuck Norris appeal and the subsequent roundhouse kick killed him, the umpire at square leg AND the 3rd umpire. Chuck Norris scored 666 runs off one over. Twice. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a box. Balls of steel don't need protection. Wasim Akram or Chuck Norris? You're kidding right? Chuck Norris can swing a ball 180 degrees! He runs out the non-striker all the time!
2016-05-17 09:38:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated of all things a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!"
2007-04-23 21:27:08 · answer #3 · answered by pinkcloud2015 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I like your bubbly humour! It is quite infectious. Can I have your boots since they can no longer cope with your funny pace? 10/10 for that.
2007-04-23 21:34:48 · answer #4 · answered by TOO HOT 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes I like it-Gonna give you a star for that one>
2007-04-23 21:27:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's ok. I like Steve's joke also.
2007-04-23 21:33:15 · answer #6 · answered by scott p 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are so funny that one gave me a very vivid pict. in my mind & now I can't stop laughing.
2007-04-23 21:42:36 · answer #7 · answered by sly 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha...its ok
not bad
6 and a half out of 10
2007-04-23 21:24:43 · answer #8 · answered by Alicia 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you are very very sleep and your getting a little punchy. perhaps we need to tuck you in.=o)
2007-04-23 21:26:05 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LMAO ! Here is a short one for you ;o)
"Mary Had a Little Lamb.....................................
The Doctor was Amazed ........................... :o) !
Take Care and God Bless ya Mate !
2007-04-23 21:45:44 · answer #10 · answered by Soul Doctor 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋