Or would they crucify him again?
2007-04-23 18:12:52 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
They'll criticize Him for not having proper family values. I mean, He's not married, hangs out with 12 other guys all day, He has long hair... definitely not Conservative material.
2007-04-24 11:26:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 2⤋
I wonder about the same thing. I too believe that He meant that He would return very soon, within a generation. Isn't it possible that Jesus did not return within a generation because we Christians have not truly followed Him? The Church began with complete communal living, no political power, and servant leaders. Look at how the Church changed within one generation. She lost the communal living, some started fighting with weapons, and the leaders held some political power. By the third century the Church was an established political power. Members of the Church varied in financial resources from the wealthy to the destitute. The leaders of the Church began to use her spiritual power to attain property, political power, and control over her members. Much like the Israelites crossing the desert into the promised land, the Church lost her faith. Just as the Israelites took an amazing forty years to cross into the promised land when it could have been a few months, the Christians have lost faith testing God as well causing a long return of the Messiah. It's time for the Church to clean up her act. We must seek the financial welfare of all, reject all political ties, and open Her doors to all.
2016-05-17 09:19:55 · answer #2 · answered by junita 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Believing in Jesus is where free will takes over. Those who know him will recognize him. Of course, you have to realize that when the time comes for Jesus to return, the Antichrist will have already proclaimed to be the messiah and will lure all those who are weak in their faith to serve him and deny God.
As you can already see, just by what you read on Yahoo Answers, there are thousands of non-believers and those who have lost their way. Satan is very clever, and knows how to confuse people. Just look at what his power has already done to this world and Man has allowed him to do it. Temptation is very strong and hard to resist, but God gives us the strength to overcome all forms of temptation.
A true believer, with God in his/her heart, will see through disception, and their faith will guide them to the one and only Son of God. Jesus Christ.
2007-04-27 16:05:27 · answer #3 · answered by Heaven_Bound 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus if he was to come back would say, "neocons are not cool". The neocons ironically would mistake him for the anti Christ for saying such a thing. They would then waterboard him until he said, "neocons are cool". Then they would crucify him all over again.
2007-04-24 03:07:17 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 5⤊ 2⤋
The BlackWater SS Neocon military would use the loophole waterboarding, and say he was surfing off of Cabo Gitmo Cuba. The supporters will chant Bush has done nothing wrong.
2007-04-23 18:24:12 · answer #5 · answered by leonard bruce 6 · 6⤊ 2⤋
When Jesus returns the NeoCons will be waiting for him with their armies in the desert...these morons think they will win THAT war too. Bush and his buddies will be turned to dust...instantly. Good riddance! Just don't be caught holding a weapon or even an evil thought on that glorious day when the world will finally be cleansed of armies and war and corrupt leaders.
2007-04-23 20:31:44 · answer #6 · answered by Perry L 5 · 5⤊ 2⤋
I'm completely baffled by the Republican approval of torture. They used to be the party that distrusted government - why do they trust the government to use torture in the one case out of a million that merits it? Hasn't that always been the case against torture? That, and basic human decency?
They "claim" to be the party of Christianity, what would Christ think of torture?
The contradiction is so staggering, so colossal, I can hardly form a thought about it.
Answer to your question is that waterboarding and crucifixion are not mutually exclusive. America (left and right) would crucify Him, and lean His cross backward, and apply the water.
2007-04-23 19:16:33 · answer #7 · answered by KALEL 4 · 7⤊ 2⤋
They will waterboard him because he will condemn all the current neocon beliefs. He would have a grand time trashing their abuse of the poor, quickness to kill, as well as torture. He would be very vocal and sure to annoy all the fascists.
2007-04-24 05:02:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Actually, Jesus would first be rejected at lib run public schools...can't have him talking there, what with separation and all.
Feminists would despise him. They would throw things at him at an abortion clinic. The teaching "whatsoever you do to the least of these, you do unto me" just doesn't go over well with a woman who burns and scrapes the baby from her womb so that she may do as she pleases.
Homosexual libs would not let him on the radio to spread his message, fairness doctrine and all, and that "abomination" clause is, well, ancient.
So, even thought they are sinners too, Jesus would probably be more welcome at conservative gatherings.
2007-04-25 00:16:07 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Probably.
Then they would institutionalize him, perhaps give him a lobotomy and then, like the Los Angeles hospitals, set him loose in his open backed hospital thing in the middle of some godforsaken drug ridden slum.
2007-04-24 20:48:42 · answer #10 · answered by Noor al Haqiqa 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HA!
Seriously, it's more than a little bit disturbing how so many hardcore right-wingers are completely against the teachings of jesus. Oh, they'll bleat about how abortion is bad, but what about the other things jesus taught? Like...
love thy neighbor?
giving food to the poor?
healing to the sick?
blessed are the peacemakers?
let him who is without sin cast the first stone?
I suppose the point is that they accept the teachings they like and get rid of the ones they don't agree with.
2007-04-23 19:21:51 · answer #11 · answered by Havick 3 · 8⤊ 2⤋