Sheryl Crow wants us to use 1 square of toilet paper - will YOU?

Question

I'm going to respectfully say HELL NO to her request!

But what about you environmentalists? Surely YOU will comply with this most reasonable of requests...
(did anyone ever notice the "mental" in environmentalist? Hmmm...is that significant?)

Answer 1

Please don't make me laugh, again.
That girl has done too much of you know what and her brain cells are under serious attack.
I wouldn't doubt it if the FBI who claims to dispose of seized drugs by incineration doesn't give it to her instead.
Together her and Kid Rock could help get rid of the drugs and then write a song about it.
One square of toilet paper
Maybe she wears the same pair of panties for an entire week to save on water consumption.
Who knows?

Answer 2

I use recycled toilet paper.

I am an environmentalist.

"The Earth is the Lords and everything in it."

How would you feel if you loaned someone your car and they returned it dented and leaking oil? I'd be pissed. I can't imagine God is too happy with what we've done to his Earth, either.

As for your "mental" comment - have you ever noticed that "conservative" starts with "con"? Maybe because that's what they all end up as?

See, I can be funny too. (I don't imagine you're laughing, though)

From Sheryl Crows website:
I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. When presenting this idea to my younger brother, who's judgement I trust implicitly, he proposed taking it one step further. I believe his quote was, "how bout just washing the one square out."

It was meant to be funny. Obviously some people didn't get it.

Answer 3

Maybe once they begin creating a roll of bathroom paper the equal measurement as paper towels. Then I might, with a few folding, be ready to get the activity performed. Damn, I'd hate to peer Crow's lingerie or be inside 50 ft of her. Ooo-wee.

Answer 4

Are you making this crap up ?! Who in the hell can use only ONE square of toilet paper ? Either Sheryl Crow has never wiped her butt, or your slandering Sheryl.

Answer 5

No.
Why would I even pay attention to something so silly?

I like some of her music, but I can't believe she said something so ridiculous. I like how FOX has kept this a "News" story all day long, as payback for her calling Karl Rove to the carpet.

It is quite amusing.

EDIT-above-

Spotted owls!
Now that is really funny, you made me spit my beer out with that one.

Answer 6

I do all that I can to conserve and respect the environment...But I won't use one square--and I certainly wouldn't do it simply because Sheryl Crow said it. How lame would that be?!

Answer 7

No, I won't, but I have a suggestion for Ms Crow.

Dear Ms Crow: You don't have to use any toilet paper.

In your bathroom, keep a stack of red corn cobs and a stack of white ones.

You use a red cob first, then a white one to see if you need to use another red one.

Answer 8

Did you notice that conserve is the root meaning of conservative and conservation? Wasn't the first conservationist president Theodore Roosevelt, a Republican? My how you neocons have strayed from your core conservative values!

Answer 9

Of course you won't and she can - she has that awesome tight sexy butt, and your sack of fat dragging on the floor behind you takes a medium tent and a platoon of republican kids to get it wiped. Lose 350 pounds and you won't envy her... well, not on her weight, at least. She is 30 years younger than that hag in your pic, but what can you do.

Answer 10

No. I'm really doing my part for the environment this month!

I'm sending you a full roll of Charmin, as I bought a copy of Ann Coulter's "Godless" for 25¢ at a garage sale.

I've got 320 pages of butt wipe, hon...