hey y'all....I'm gonna do something nice and give you a chance to get up to 60 points with one answer.....NO JOKE!!!
If your answer is chosen as best you get 10 points (duh) but you ALSO get bonus points for how many thumbs up you get, up to 50 extra!! I'm thinking of a number between 1-1000....who ever gets it, or is closet could get a LOT of POINTS real quick!!!
if no one is even close to my number, funniest answer gets it!!, so do both for a better shot....oh yeah, and come back and thumbs up other ppl and they'll do the same for you!! any Q's, e-mail me!! good luck and....
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2007-04-23 11:50:40 · 26 answers · asked by ariel 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
who ever said 420....YOU GO BOY~~!!!! (not the right answer..but still kudos! lol!!!)
2007-04-23 12:03:51 · update #1
816 is my # and my joke is....... (hold on a sec)
A joke with a moral
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.
Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again Said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister, but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance, and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
MORAL OF THE STORY: Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity
2007-04-23 11:54:12 · answer #1 · answered by ♥femme fatale♥ 2 · 9⤊ 1⤋
2
2007-04-23 18:58:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
4
2007-04-23 18:55:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
60
2007-04-23 19:01:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
888
2007-04-23 19:14:26 · answer #5 · answered by Jay (cynical) 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
572
2007-04-23 18:59:35 · answer #6 · answered by hello world 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
777
2007-04-23 18:59:16 · answer #7 · answered by re_nec_ 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
103
2007-04-23 18:57:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
69
2007-04-23 18:55:01 · answer #9 · answered by ♥~*~♥ЌẮ§€¥♥~*~♥ 3 · 11⤊ 0⤋
69
2007-04-23 18:54:23 · answer #10 · answered by fordperfect5 7 · 11⤊ 0⤋