What is the worst Mistake You've Made?

Question

Hello.....
What is the worst mistake that you've ever done.
Mine is this:
When i was in seventh grade, i had the hardest teacher in the school. Not to mention the rudest, meanest, and loudest teacher. And she was about 62 years old propbably because she was retiring the next year. It was just my luck that i got stuck with her. Well, one day a guy had tried to cheat off a test and she caught him. She told the class that she was the best teacher in the school becasue she new all the tricks in the book. So i replied out very loudly," WELL I GUESS YOU CAN'T TEACH AND OLD DOG NEW TRICKS." That was the hardest, worst year of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is your worst moment. Please let it be funny. I need a laught.
Thank you!

Answer 1

Falling for a friend, telling them, then freaking them out and ruining the friendship.

Answer 2

(*laughter*) I've had so many.

Let's see, I would have to vote for actually answering a boss truthfullly when he asked me what I thought of him as a manager. I tried dodging by saying things like "My opinion of you doesn't matter, it isn't like anything would change for the better." Didn't work. So, I finally told him he was the only boss I ever had who seemed to make it their personal goal to make the job harder than it needed to be..that he was the largest roadblock to anything being done successfully, and I had never had, nor ever expected to have, a worse boss in my entire life, and that included the "Napoleon" boss when I plated pies in a cafeteria in high school.

This was obviously when I wasn't particularly known for my tact and diplomacy. (*lol*)

Yeah..you can rest assured my evaluations were never really good after that for as long as I worked for him.

I really wish now I'd gone for sarcasm. I could have delivered in a total monotone, deadpan, "Oh, you are the best boss in the whole wide world. My job is only made tolerable by the the shadow of your greatness across my cubicle each day."

Answer 3

Mine is too horrible to confess, so here is a runner up. I was arguing with my mom on the phone (many years ago) and when I hung up the phone, I spouted off to my husband alot of really mean things, I even called some names, and then I found out that the phone was not hung up, and my mom heard all of it.

Answer 4

I think no one wants to answer this question for that exact reason. It was the worst mistake and no one wants to repeat it. Mines isn't funny at all. I cheated on someone I loved very much and was just being stupid. I regret it everyday of my life and pry always will. There, r u happy? *mad face*

Answer 5

For five months my percussion ensemble was working with this pretty dorky Instructor (but he was cool). We had another one who was a girl. i tried to push the two instructors into dating for a LONG time. Finally after percussion season is over I find out that the guy instructor is indeed gay. Which would explain why my girl instructor would break into smiles and ready to laugh if I mentioned that they should date....

Answer 6

Dropped out of high school and joined the army two years before a war started up. Oops. While my childhood friends were talking about war in history class, I was in the middle of one.

Answer 7

well my friends dared me to tie a jump rope to my ankles and jump off the shed and bungee jump, if i did it they would each give me 50$ and do my home work for a week there were 8 people so i was just thinkin about the money, so i did it. lets just say that 50$ apeice helped out with the hospital bill alot.

it was fun until i landed

Answer 8

Buying a house with a woman who was not my wife .

Answer 9

I wish I could give you a laugh, but I sure got a laugh out of your story!!

Answer 10

Breathed at birth.