2007-04-23 10:52:20 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
I find that the sock fairies will attack if they see the socks are mixed with the underwear
2007-04-23 11:03:21 · answer #1 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The trick is to catch them unaware, ie - when they're sleeping. Turn the heating in your bedroom up to make them sleepy, then pounce on them. Empty the drawer straight into the washing machine, and i am happy to say that you will be free from elves forever. Don't let them back in though (most common way of entry is via the window on a summer's day) Good luck x
2007-04-23 11:09:47 · answer #2 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must speak to them in their own language.
To tell the elves to leave you alone you must say Elves GO.
This is translated into their language as
Elv iss.
Say this loudly 3 times and they will disappear, never to return.
If another lot arrive in the future just repeat. and add the words "prezel ee", which means 'enough already'..
This means that you have had elves in the past and you do not want any more.
2007-04-25 05:16:03 · answer #3 · answered by Paul 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you remove the selves from out of your underwear drawer, your underwear will fall into the drawer below.
I assume you meant selves, because no one would want to remove elves from such a place, they would be very fortunate for you if they chose your underwear drawer for their dwelling.
2007-04-23 11:00:02 · answer #4 · answered by DoctressWho 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sprinkle pepper around the edges of the drawer then wait a few hours. Might make your undies a bit spicy in places you don't want them to be spicy, but it gets rid of the elves!
2007-04-25 05:00:52 · answer #5 · answered by The Global Geezer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find a nice size flower pot and plant a lovely plant in it. Put a few pretty crystals around the base of the plant and a bit of Spanish moss they can hide in. Leave your drawer open and the plant nearby. They should move out and into the plant soon.
;)
2007-04-23 10:57:36 · answer #6 · answered by CountryLady 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a cat or put some iron in your drawer. Both of these repell elves (they are deathly afraid of cats because cats tend to find them to be tasty treats).
2007-04-23 11:48:28 · answer #7 · answered by lupinesidhe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2015-01-25 23:58:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-04-23 10:56:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give them some glass beads. Then report them to the Greek police for stealing the elfin marbles.
If that doesn't work buy granny knickers and replace yours. They're so gross they'll drive anything away.
2007-04-23 11:06:54 · answer #10 · answered by Easy Peasy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dunno about the others, but i thought you didn't mind. can I stay in your T-shirt drawer then?
and who suggested leprechauns? They wish theyd have a chance. 'Sides, guaranteed they'd rip the poor girl off. Not sure about the plant idea either. reason I'm in the drawer is cause i get hayfever.
you could get us a dollhouse to live in? not barbie though. I refuse to live anywhere pink.
2007-04-25 05:55:17 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋