Bush would be sour tasting and Hillary very acidic.
2007-04-23 10:23:35 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Elections
Too much fat pork content.
2007-04-23 10:27:41 · answer #1 · answered by A Word In Edgewise 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Eating politicians....I guess they'd be pretty toxic. I wouldn't want to eat them at all. They probably wouldn't have much nutritional value anyway, mostly made of hot air.
And how would you decide which were the 'bad' politicians? And who would do the cooking, and write up the menu?
Surely it would be better to eat innocent little foundling babies, like Jonathan Swift suggested back in the 18th century....that would cure 2 problems at once, feeding the starving masses and sorting out the problems of all the abandoned children.
2007-04-23 10:30:26 · answer #2 · answered by Gardener 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Aside from the fact that cannibalism is one of the worst things you can possibly do from a medical perspective, don't you think we would all get fat on all that pork? There's so many bad politicians - how many all you can eat buffets would it take to get rid of them all?
2007-04-23 10:28:50 · answer #3 · answered by Paul Hxyz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I do NOT want my stomach to do flip flops, thank you very much. All of the antacids in the world couldn't take away the heart burn.
I'd rather invoke the "drawn and quartered" method for their punishment.
2007-04-23 10:33:27 · answer #4 · answered by Barry 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Acidic is sour, too. Need a lot of spice, or tangy marinade.
2007-04-23 10:28:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We'd have no politicians and we'd all be fat..well, unless we did the low carb thingy! YAY!
Does the fact that those politicians would be marinated in heavy liquor ruin the low-carb thingy? DAMMNIT!!!!!
2007-04-23 10:28:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bush would give me food poisoning and a bad case of diarrhea
2007-04-23 10:27:55 · answer #7 · answered by slipperypickle 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
And Gore would look wonderful on the plate but when you bit into him all of his substance would evaporate.
Now Condi Rice.... there's a dish I could enjoy!
2007-04-23 10:29:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
We'd have no politicians left! I haven't see one politician yet that everyone agreed with, and you never will (Except maybe the anti-christ!)
2007-04-23 10:27:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wouldn't we have to be buzzards to each such roadkill as a politician? They are already rotten to the core.
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2007-04-23 10:28:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
They probably wouldnt taste very good.
2007-04-23 10:37:39 · answer #11 · answered by SMEAC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋