yeah...... I couldn't stop the urge to play with the gnome and I went even farther that I usually do....... does this mean my infatuation with gnomes got a little bit worse? just couldn't help it. Then to boot I got arrested for public fornacation, and being nude in a public place (I did the deed in a park) this is a serious question, so if I get any stupid answers back then I will report you! how can I fix my problem?? Because I don't want to get pregnant and have little gnome babies.
2007-04-23 08:48:25 · 19 answers · asked by i have a sexy body. 1 in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
and I also don't want to be out back in jail! it was so scary! I got beat up by some fat black chick named tacondra.
2007-04-23 08:49:47 · update #1
High 5! cause I did something similar 2 WKNDS ago!
2007-04-23 08:54:41 · answer #1 · answered by Lil' Gay Monster 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Okay, since this was the first time for you I'm sure it was the first time for the gnome....So did you his name? What about a number? Okay...so did you use protection....if not then I think the gnomes in the parks share things with each other so I would go back and speak to it..
Lol, you said you are going to report people, you should be reported for doing it with a garden item...euuuu
2007-04-23 09:00:46 · answer #2 · answered by danxtsupamodel 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Poor gnome
2007-04-23 08:54:24 · answer #3 · answered by JackO07 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Well you should have thought about that before getting frisky. Maybe next time you'll put a condom on...or maybe just over the whole gnome, they aren't that big.
2007-04-23 08:56:57 · answer #4 · answered by AnswerBot 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Taconda is the gnome queen, so you are found out.If you are pregnant it is your own fault.Shame on you.Gnomes are such little cuties and now they are fornicating with humans.Taconda knows where you are...Be careful very very careful.
2007-04-23 08:56:09 · answer #5 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
RE: How can I have lesbian sex with my friend? Okay so I am 14 years old. i'm straight and so is my friend but i really want to experience lesbian sex. How do i ask her? She used to think she was bi but then changed her mind. We used to fake lesbian sex for a good laugh with two other friends and i kinda want to have sex with her... we are...
2016-04-01 03:51:20 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hear them gnomes are hung like a horse
does he have a brother?
2007-04-23 08:54:11 · answer #7 · answered by TickleMePink 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Omg.......... Wow I agree with Diva. lol you are crazy. At least take it into your room! Why do yo think they hot?? They ugly little creeps! You cant help but to get stupid answers lol!!!!!
2007-04-23 09:01:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i can tell from this question your are really desperate and have no sex life.
i feel bad for that poor gnome.
and to avoid getting in unwanted pregnacy... dont be silly and wrap his willy =]
2007-04-23 08:53:42 · answer #9 · answered by Jacqueline. 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ok..........wow.......um i'll try my best to answer this, here it goes:
oh man that sux.............well i kno wat u mean ......they r soooo sexxxy! well go get the day after pill............if u end up with babies thats not a big problem cause they are adorable when they are asleep but when they wake up they are like devils.....PS they may get teased as they grow up from they're weird shape
2007-04-23 09:01:32 · answer #10 · answered by URworstNITEmare 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋