English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

I am! Even though my underwear is smeared thick with my nutty feeces, at least I can hold my head up high knowing that I'm doing my part to combat global warming.

2007-04-23 07:31:05 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

22 answers

nah, I'll just make sure and plant two or three trees in my lifetime to make up for the extra paper I use :)

2007-04-23 07:53:14 · answer #1 · answered by pip 7 · 2 0

Americans eat a far too unhealthy diet. One square per person is asking way too much. If all fast food joints were shut down forever we might be able to manage 4 squares/person.

2007-04-23 08:04:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

There are religious groups that believe you shouldn't

But they also eat with their fingers so I'm not dissing them for not wanting to " Feel Fresh"

With no water to wash your hands what's a person to do.

Go Team Bush Go

2007-04-23 07:42:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm glad that you're doing your part, but you have to use the entire square, that's both sides...

LMAO

The q-tip's a good one too.

2007-04-23 07:43:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Ya me too as I cruse away in mah hummmm VEEE! yehaw! Make shur ta not flush; this save wata! yehaw! I be green now!!!

2007-04-23 07:35:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No way - I have to use about 20

2007-04-23 07:34:21 · answer #6 · answered by Jenn 3 · 2 1

One tissue per ear for the ear wax, I'm doing my part.

2007-04-23 07:36:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No, i will use just as much Tp as my fat a** requires to keep clean- thank you. underwear is expensive these days no point in nasty-ing it up, unnecessarily

2007-04-23 07:35:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

You are always welcome to shake my hand and find out just how much toilet paper I really use!!

Perhaps then, that is the only way I am going to tell you.

2007-04-23 07:45:34 · answer #9 · answered by Mark F 5 · 0 0

Your underwear is smeared thick w/ nutty feces?!

Your brain also?

Excellent conservative decorum!

2007-04-23 07:35:27 · answer #10 · answered by Jim W 2 · 1 2

fedest.com, questions and answers