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is it true you can get insurance in america to cover you in the event you are abducted by aliens and if so OMG ARE YOU LOT SERIOUS! how the hell would you prove your claim lol

2007-04-23 07:28:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics Astronomy & Space

custodian are you sure not even in nevada???
i am surprised lol

2007-04-25 11:49:52 · update #1

14 answers

Not suprised - they are an odd bunch over there.

2007-04-23 07:35:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

They don't need money, so it would be hard to get them stay away from you. Any type of diverse non-human form (such as the Tibetan Yeti) would get in trouble if they went out "au naturel" and human clothes dont fit.

There is a new train going to Tibet from Eastern China and the inquisitive tourists to Tibet have been causing an exodus. Tourists are told they are "not allowed to come to Tibet" because they might see the Yeti but according to their visa they certainly are.

Not to mention being from other planets, who dont want to go "au naturel" with their silver selves showing but the diverse earth forms have a hard time being "tout nu" anywhere.

2007-04-25 03:17:28 · answer #2 · answered by Chatty82 3 · 0 0

May be, they have a lot of insurance company’s that cover from earthquake to a meteor hit. An abduction it could be a surprise.

2007-04-23 10:17:10 · answer #3 · answered by Digi-Destined 1 · 0 0

There should be woman aduction insurance since borat abduct many woman and force marry with sexy time and dog. borat be rich man and live in house with three steps and a microwave. That is luxury.

2016-05-17 06:20:20 · answer #4 · answered by annis 3 · 0 0

I asked the insurance company to x-ray my head so they could see the plastic brain the aliens implanted but they just laughed and carried on taking my premiums without paying out...

2007-04-23 07:38:56 · answer #5 · answered by badgerbeetle 3 · 1 0

Yeah... but you would need a cosmic lawyer to prepare the case. And the alien's DNA samples to show there wasn't a man in a costume.

2007-04-23 19:33:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This one - http://www.ufo2001.com/ - says their claim form "requires the Signature of an Authorized Onboard Alien".

They will also refuse to sell you a policy if you *are* serious.

2007-04-23 08:59:31 · answer #7 · answered by injanier 7 · 0 0

Being from the states I can honestly tell you that there is no such thing as alien insurance.

2007-04-24 00:29:20 · answer #8 · answered by custodian of time 1 · 0 0

Why didn't I think of that ? That's better than selling lots on the moon.

2007-04-23 07:38:07 · answer #9 · answered by Gene 7 · 0 0

to claim abduction your local doctor must prove you have been probed.he he he.

2007-04-23 07:39:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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