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they're not in the couch, the bathroom, the freezer, any pockets.

2007-04-23 06:50:53 · 41 answers · asked by denimcap 4 in Entertainment & Music Horoscopes

okay, they were in my hoody pocket. i didn't think to look there because it's too warm for a hood, but i went to the store in a t-shirt last night.

i like the kitchen jar answer. there was no way they would have been there, but i checked all four: tea, fortune cookies, sugar, flour.

thx. (ps this was only half joke. i like court tv. i was considering changing my locks and installing an alarm.)

2007-04-23 07:13:15 · update #1

41 answers

In that jacket you wore last night.

2007-04-23 07:13:45 · answer #1 · answered by make room for daddy 5 · 0 1

When you are trying too find things most of the time you never do because of the emotions behind the thoughts! Try not looking so hard, Take a deep breath. The keys will tell you where you left them, because you'll remember where you last put them!

2007-04-23 07:09:25 · answer #2 · answered by Jack-AZ 1 · 0 0

Alright, alright...I'm getting a vision...they're in a gym back or overnight back or some sort of back on the living room floor...

Okay, I'm not a psychic, but seriously...that happened to me in my tiny 1-br apartment and I tore that place up before checking in my gymbag...I threw the keys at the couch when I walked in and apparently they ended up in my gym bag instead - I was near panic levels!

2007-04-23 07:00:50 · answer #3 · answered by Sunidaze 7 · 0 0

I don't see how you don't remember....You were soooooo drunk at the bar last night that the bar-keep wanted to take them away so in a fit of defiance....you swallowed them.

If you're in a hurry take a fast acting laxative & get a strainer.

However I don't know if the remote will work well.

2007-04-23 06:57:16 · answer #4 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 0 0

IF you haven't locked the door, look in the car. Between the seat and the doorframe. Also check the underwear drawer, I can't explain why they like to hide there...

2007-04-23 06:55:45 · answer #5 · answered by Acorn S 3 · 0 0

Wow you said like me. Dont you hate when someone tells you where is the last place you had them?? If you knew you would not be looking for them right. LOL

2007-04-23 07:26:31 · answer #6 · answered by emmaleighsmom2004 2 · 0 0

in your car, under the couch, on top of the dryer
if all else fails they will be in the LAST place u look

2007-04-23 06:54:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Check the ignition or on the car seat.

2007-04-23 06:53:18 · answer #8 · answered by Custodian 2 · 0 0

Behind the canister in the kitchen!

2007-04-23 06:53:32 · answer #9 · answered by plainfieldcletusblue 4 · 0 0

They are in your car.
LOL this is the funnyist question I have ever read on hear so far. But really you should put questions like this in the joke section next time. thanks for cheering me up, I was in a really sour mood before this joke.

2007-04-23 06:56:55 · answer #10 · answered by Aztrik 3 · 0 0

under things try to look in the key holes or if you have a spouse then they put them somewhere, if you have a pet look in the pet areas

2007-04-23 06:54:05 · answer #11 · answered by Carrie hates allen 1 · 0 0

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