Most original pick-up line you have ever heard?

Question

something along the lines of...

"You have 206 bones in your body, want one more?"

Answer 1

Entice some-one over by beckoning with on finger. When they come over to you say
"I made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with my entire body" :)

Answer 2

12 years ago, it was shortly after I came to USA, I met a bunch of people at a party and they found out that I am a "foreigner". This one guy came up to me with this pick up line:
Do you have any American in you? Want some?
It was kind of cute but did not work.

Another funny one:

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Answer 3

"Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!"

"The word of the day is legs. Let's go to your house and spread the word."

"If your right leg's Christmas and your left leg's Thanksgiving, can we meet between the Holidays?"

"Let's go home and play house: you'll be the door and I'll practice slamming you!"

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

"Are you tired? Cause you've been running around in my mind all day."

Answer 4

(1) It was pool league night. I came in through the side door and immediately made eye contact with a busty redhead sitting at the bar about 15 feet away. Without loosing eye contact, she slid off of her bar stool, walked right up to my face and grabbed the package. Worked for her.

(2) Stopped for a nightcap about 2am. Gorgeous older blond in tight sweater next to me at the bar gives me a look and then starts going down on her long neck. Worked for her too.

I must be easy

Oh, and my personal favorite is when a gal smells you and asked "umm, what do you have on". "I got a hard on but I didn't know you could smell'em"

Answer 5

I don't know how original it is. I went back to my college for a party to announce I was engaged. This guy who never paid me any attention in the past said congratulations, he was happy for me, then said "So, wanna go back to my place? You have to have that one last fling!" Bwah???

After my divorce another guy said "Well since you're single and I'm single, why don't we just do it?" Uh, no.

Answer 6

Well I'm a guy. Anyway one female came up to me and told me that she was tired from running through my mind all day and asked if I could pick her up and carry her. I know it was kind of cheesy but I had to give her credit for making the first move.

Answer 7

a guy interior the dorms used to return as much as a woman he under no circumstances met earlier and ask "so which you wanna F***?". under no circumstances worked the 1st time yet they remembered him and those that have been predisposed to unrestricted sexual war referred to as him up later. merely would desire to post with somewhat some face slaps (even though he merely stated one, I think of there have been a lot)

Answer 8

My roommate used to tell us he could pick up girls with any line so we tested this boast. He actually spent the night with a girl after using the line: Hey girl....you got milk in them things?

I always liked:

Hey, my name's ______, I put out on the first date....how about you?

Answer 9

Not necessarily a pick-up line...more an insult, but still, it's funny:

Did you fall from Heaven? That would explain how you messed up your face.

Best pick-up line:

You're a bag of chips and I'm a battery.
What?
You're Fri-to-lay and I'm everready

Answer 10

Are you a speeding ticket cause you have fine written all over you.

I don't want to come between you two, or do I?

If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together