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Liberals, you continue to humor me.

2007-04-23 06:35:17 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events Current Events

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Stop selling toilet paper in rolls. In public places, just like in Europe, someone sits in front of the restroom and gives the patron a small amount of tissue for a fee.

Better yet, revisit history and start using the empty corn on the cob husks to do the cleaning up afterwards. Or next time we're at the beach we pick up a few seashells - one per family member, and scrape up after we're done with our business. This is what was done in the past.

Maybe Sheryl Crow should get rid of all the buses and equipment, pick up a guitar and perform "unplugged" concerts. This way her carbon footprint is reduced enormously. Wonder if Al Gore's going to take note and get rid of his excessive mansion or is this too much of an "Inconvenient Truth" for him.

Funny how the "Hollywood Types" always expect us to make the sacrifices - they never do. And they are the very symbols of excessiveness.

2007-04-23 06:48:11 · answer #1 · answered by Tom S 7 · 2 0

More an example of the aristocratic entertainment community feeling that they have a great deal of power and since people buy records or go to their movies that they also agree with their views on life and politics. Before anyone can feel that they are a spokesmen for me I want to know more about them. Rosie O'Donnell is embraced by many as a spokesperson for women but really she is a spokesperson for a certain segment of the female society and is very much anti and disrespectful toward many women. She also is a high school drop out who needs to know that loud is not the same as intelligent. But we don't have royalty so many people do live their lives through celebrities and care about every nuance of their lives so I guess Cheryl was not only speaking for them but also letting them know what they should think at the same time. Why do entertainers who are Conservative in their political beliefs never attack people in public?

2007-04-23 07:09:54 · answer #2 · answered by Tom W 6 · 0 0

What you don't understand is that you push your index finger through the center of the square and when you are done cleaning yourself with it, you pull the square off while squeezing tightly to squeegee off the excess left on the finger.

She doesn't mention how many paper towels you can use after washing your hands though. I guess that will be her next recommendation.

2007-04-23 07:54:08 · answer #3 · answered by kathy_is_a_nurse 7 · 0 0

But the size of that TP peice is 8 square feet!

Sorta like Algore's house using 20X the energy of a normal house, and he buys carbon credits from his own company...

2007-04-23 06:44:10 · answer #4 · answered by Mazz 5 · 1 0

Cheryl Crow's main claim to fame was Lance Armstrong..
I have no idea what Lance saw/sees in her...

2007-04-23 06:43:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

And she is advocating using your sleeve as a napkin/kleenex combo! ROTFLOL! She's designed a line of clothing with a 'dining sleeve'. Wonder if she has stock in drug companies due to all the sickness that will promote.

2007-04-23 06:39:50 · answer #6 · answered by Cherie 6 · 1 0

I have a feeling we aint seen nothin' yet!

This is going from the ridiculous to just plain retarded in a hurry.
Remember this crap (pun intended) in '08.

2007-04-23 07:44:41 · answer #7 · answered by dave b 6 · 0 0

Totally! If you want more good laughs see how long you can take "the view". Rosie O. is a big bag of nothing.

2007-04-23 06:53:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Obviously she can use only one square on her rear, most of the crap coming out exits her mouth.

2007-04-23 07:34:15 · answer #9 · answered by Edward F 4 · 1 0

i agree with tom s we need to use the three seashells on the self

2007-04-23 07:10:45 · answer #10 · answered by glock509 6 · 0 0

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