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There are 4 girls and 1 other guy here in the office. Not to mention my boss also likes to walk around and check our work. WHAT SHOULD I DO??????

2007-04-23 06:15:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance Other - Business & Finance

15 answers

Look at the person next to you and make a face like, "Do you smell that?" then look at the other guy next to you as if to say, "I think he dealt it."

2007-04-23 06:18:53 · answer #1 · answered by Retodd 3 · 1 4

First of all, was it a fart that was loud or was it a "silent but deadly?" I'd suggest if they heard it and knew it was you, that you just say something like, "wow, I really shouldn't have eaten that last helping of beans last night!" Definitely apologize too and if it happens again, excuse yourself and go to the restroom. Just laugh it off because it happens to all of us. If they don't know for sure it was you, just act as innocent as possible and ask later if anyone knows who let that nasty fart?

2007-04-23 13:28:16 · answer #2 · answered by crazymom 2 · 0 0

Ask your boss if he's been to the new Mexican restaurant that you saw the 4 girls going to today because a couple of them were complaining of a stomache ache.

2007-04-23 13:23:40 · answer #3 · answered by Scott t 1 · 0 0

You slip out of the office unnoticed. Then come back in 10 minutes and ask them if you missed anything while you were gone and try not to laugh when they answer.

2007-04-23 13:24:17 · answer #4 · answered by Jon 1 · 0 0

Your boss won't have to see the type of work you do he will already smell it.

2007-04-23 13:18:48 · answer #5 · answered by Nutsonyourchin 4 · 0 0

Fess up and make a joke out of it. Stand up , say "Excuse me it's time to go to the washroom" Smile and walk away.

2007-04-23 13:19:13 · answer #6 · answered by carnivale4ever 6 · 0 0

Stand up and shout at the top of your voice "get a load of that" and then get back to your work!

2007-04-23 15:09:38 · answer #7 · answered by the noel 1 · 0 0

Filter quickly
with your nose hairs !

2007-04-23 13:20:28 · answer #8 · answered by workinman 3 · 0 0

wait till somebody sais " Who farted" then say " Whoever smelt it delt it"

2007-04-23 19:34:42 · answer #9 · answered by Dkid 1 · 0 0

lmfao...you should definitely blame it on someone else...I would suggest a stinky plant in your office...

2007-04-23 13:18:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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