I am kitted up in the attic with an iron pipe, a lighter and an aerosol. Looks like the whole towns gone crazy, not sure how many survivers there are. Don't expect much help from the military as they seem to have been experimenting with some chemical weapon. Anyways, not sure how long I can keep them out. What should I do, stay and fight or try and make a run for it out of the attic window. Please be quick.
2007-04-23 06:11:01 · 43 answers · asked by mark_virgin 3 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
Hmmm, it seems to have all gone quiet down there..........hang on a sec, I hear something...........sh*t it's Nipples, my cat, I can hear her meeowing.......crap, what shall I do, think I should go get her?
2007-04-23 06:23:06 · update #1
Make a run for it. Try to regroup with other survivors. I'm on my way!!! Just stay alive - I will find you!!! I'm bringing cookies also.
2007-04-23 06:14:14 · answer #1 · answered by biscuitperifrank 5 · 7⤊ 2⤋
My kung fu instructor reckons that a heavy blunt object is the best weapon against zombies so the iron pipe is a good one to have. He reckons that sharp stuff likes swords and axes get stuck and guns run out of ammo. So I think you should find a good place to make a stand, somewhere with a small entrance so they'll bottle neck. If you make a run for it you might find that there's no where to go and you don't know how many are out there. If you get rid of the ones in your house, there's the possibility that no more will come for a while and you'll have a better chance to properly assess the situation outside.
2007-04-23 06:24:32 · answer #2 · answered by Princess Paradox 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you pack a lunch? You're gonna be up there a while!!
Dude, you been watching too many really bad B movies and sniffin' too much of whatever is in that aerosol can.
If you're real quiet and stay off the Internet, the zombies might not even know where you're hiding.
Oh yea PSSST! Speaking of zombies ..... You don't wanna go with that fairy to Neverland either. She's got Michael Jackson there.
2007-04-23 06:21:52 · answer #3 · answered by mrnaturl1 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Zombies can't be killed, so they will keep coming at you unless you totally obliterate them. That's why I keep a flamethrower handy at all times. Fires kills and destroys all. I also maintain an alliance with the Zombies main enemy, the Bosses. The Bosses always know what the Zombies are doing so they keep me apprised of their movements.
2016-05-17 05:52:05 · answer #4 · answered by maria 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Climb out onto the roof and Wait for a helicopter. The best place during a zombie attack is as high as possible. I have a perch on top of my mobile home where I can sit and pick them off with my trusty 22 rifle.
2007-04-23 06:18:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
OK what is a aerosol since i am answering your q can you answer mine were does Hannah Montana live or her email so you should run out the window i don't believe in werwolf's but if i saw them i would run and make sure you run fast and not make them see you
2007-04-23 06:22:43 · answer #6 · answered by Stephanie S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God man stay and fight, you can't expect any help from the military because they are all in that sh*thole Iraq, and the police want help unless the zombie's are driving faster than 10mph to get to your house.
Stick it out mate were rooting for you
2007-04-23 06:18:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Run for it. You'll eventually starve and/or go insane from the constant moaning.
It's not worth living if it has to be trapped in an attic. Don't bust your ankle when you drop, or it'll all be over soon enough anyway.
2007-04-23 06:14:21 · answer #8 · answered by zombiehive 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahhaaha...ehem, eem, let me help ya.
Hit them with the iron pipe than spray their eyes (if they have).
I mean stay and fight with them. We'll come to help you by the morning.
Be careful if they bite you, you will also turn into a Zombie.
Be a hero and kill all...
Good Luck !
NEVER MİND THE CAT MAAN !!!
2007-04-23 06:24:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How are you typing this in the attick if your keeping the attick door closed?
Anyway I would stay and fight running means you will get caught. And before i say any more do zombies even exist?
2007-04-23 06:22:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Dont fight them if u dont know how to kill a zombie!! BUT make a run for it only if you know where ur going.!
O_o
2007-04-23 06:15:02 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋