How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?

Answer 1

With a crane probably!

Answer 2

A friendly mole takes it down his underground tunnel then makes a neat incision with a scalpel in the smooth turf, so as you'd hardly notice. Carefully the sign is lifted to the surface with the aid of a pulley attached to a toy helicopter flown by the first mole's friend and live-in-lover. In perfect harmony the two moles push and pull the sign through the blades of grass until it is erected at the precise angle required.

Answer 3

First they put the sign and then grow the grass.

Answer 4

Star signs are completely irrelivant of greatness. In modern English schools, pupils born in September are more statistically likely to achieve success in sport than those in August, so you could judge the star sign in that way if you wished. The characteristics of people born under star signs are only similar by coincidence, if at all.

Answer 5

First they walk up to the spot where they are gonna plant it. Then a helicopter flies over and attaches chains to their shoulders then as they bang the sign in voila the helicopter simultaneously lifts them up so they dont get arrested.

Answer 6

With a complex, multi-geared device controled from *off* the grass. :)
Either that or strategically dropped via helicopter.

Answer 7

Magical birds flutter down, gently placing the sign and giving it a hammer into the ground with their beaks.

Answer 8

Stick it in a cross bow and just fire it at the grass?!

Answer 9

Helicopter!

Answer 10

put it there b4 the grass grows

Answer 11

They get a guy to bungee jump from a crane and dig it in at his lowest point.