coming so fast that you can't hold it in or get somewhere private...is it proper to tell everyone to get the heck away to avoid a potential hazerdous situation or should you act like nothing happened and look at the guy next to you with a dirty look?
2007-04-23 00:10:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Let it rip...then look at the dude next to you and say " WTF crawled up your butt and died???" Then get up and move like you are really teed off!
LMAO!!!
MY Gramps always said, better on the outside than on the inside>>>
2007-04-23 06:39:43 · answer #1 · answered by Mikey ~ The Defender of Myrth 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Laugh!!!
I did this once in High School, We were sitting in a circle and I was sitting next to the teacher (a real idiot, and deserved what happened next!) I had a cold that made me cough and fart. Well, It happened and it was loud. My friend who was sitting on the other side of me looked at me and said 'OH my God' I just burst out laughing. The teacher wanted me to go to the nurse (as if that made any sense, what did he think she was going to do for me... Plug me Up???
My best advice is just laugh... It makes a good memory!!!
2007-04-23 08:48:24 · answer #2 · answered by mouse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give a warning like: I feel somethings bad is about to happen or Foulness is about to spread through the air or I predict something foul is about to erupt
lol
or just fart and keep quiet
2007-04-23 07:21:28 · answer #3 · answered by Snake 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm to shy to say I'm about to break wind... But doing it and keeping a straight face, that I can definitely do.
2007-04-23 07:27:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Better out than in" is my motto. Wherever you be let your farts go free!!! I would'nt bother warning anyone it ruins the surprise.
2007-04-23 09:12:43 · answer #5 · answered by Hmmm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In this situation, let it go slowly and no one will know who it was.
2007-04-23 07:26:07 · answer #6 · answered by scott p 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
mama always said, "better to bear the shame then bear the pain"
2007-04-23 07:16:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The latter.
2007-04-23 07:13:45 · answer #8 · answered by Julie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fart and say what the heck is that smell?!
2007-04-23 07:12:41 · answer #9 · answered by Ambeezy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What else can you do let her rip then try to pretend that you didn't do it.
2007-04-23 07:20:18 · answer #10 · answered by Marenight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋