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the lock on a chastity belt?

2007-04-21 16:54:17 · 34 answers · asked by Papa 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

34 answers

Mine was just velcro'd on. (how the heck to you spell it?)

2007-04-21 16:58:01 · answer #1 · answered by Viviana 6 · 1 0

All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.

One knight told his best friend - "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the key to her chastity belt to use should I not return from the Crusade."

The company of knights were only a mile or so out of town when they noticed a cloud of dust approaching.

Thinking it might be an important message from the town the column halted.

A horseman approached. It was the knights best friend.

He yells - "Hey, you gave me the wrong key!!"

2007-04-21 16:59:56 · answer #2 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 2 0

Tee Hee. Is there REALLY such a thing as a chastity belt? I hear about them all the time but really now. . .how can that work? You have to put one on your daughter before she goes on a date. . .if she has to pee does she get urine all over it? AND. . . .why do people name their daughters Chastity (Sonny and Cher Bono) when it was obvious that their lock was picked? I guess they all want their daughters to NOT follow in their footsteps.

2007-04-21 17:16:51 · answer #3 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 0 0

Yeah, Chasity Belts are just so popular here in the modern world... If you can't pick the lock on one, then man, this is just not the century for you to be living in... ;-)

2007-04-21 16:58:22 · answer #4 · answered by Army Of Machines (Wi-Semper-Fi)! 7 · 1 0

handcuffs yes chastity belt no

2007-04-21 16:56:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Nope

2007-04-21 17:00:13 · answer #6 · answered by Lolitta 7 · 0 0

Whoo, it's like you were trying to name a skill that I use regularly! Put that on the list next to "scraping poutine off the celing."

2007-04-21 16:58:28 · answer #7 · answered by eyanyo13 3 · 0 0

never been a big risk taker nor am I stupid. have you ever talked to someone who locked that belt? ps. no no

2007-04-21 17:00:10 · answer #8 · answered by mike h 2 · 0 0

Stay out of Smurfette's room!

2007-04-21 16:56:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

!Absolutely not,All I have to do is look at the lock and it opens automatically

2007-04-21 16:58:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

what's chastity belt?
sorry i don't know what it is.. XD

2007-04-21 16:57:31 · answer #11 · answered by barney 2 · 0 2

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