why does ones bum smell like bum?

Question

when you sit for along time .why does your bum stink?

Answer 1

Mine doesn't.
Apparently you just need to spend a little more attention to the detail when and if you even clean your own bum!
And if you're smelling it while you're sitting down, then I doubt you're even trying to clean that sucker....lol

I'm guessing (just guessing) you know yours stinks because you're dipping a finger or two around in there and then smelling your finger... Am I right? Am I right?

Now, I'm wanting to smell my own finger. Damn You Oohmy G! Damn You!